George Stuffalottapuss's definitions

MF Global

noun, rapist.

1. Recently bankrupted multinational financial institution headed by a former US Federal Government securities regulator.

2. A company run to the ground by former New Jersey senator, New Jersey governor, Goldman Sachs CEO, hypocritical but not atypical advocate for government oversight and regulations of financial institutions, and perpetual serial rapist and financial terrorist, Jon Corzine.

Only the largest, most successful, and most socially beneficial financial institutions are members of the Federal Reserve Bank's list of Primary Dealers, like MF Global.

by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012

financial terrorist

phi-nan-shull teh-wō-wist
noun

1. Any person or entity that knowingly and willingly distorts the financial markets and/or the economy at large for their own personal benefit or political benefit at the expense of a large body politic.

Examples include:

The Primary Dealers
The Federal Reserve
Henry Paulson
Ben Bernanke
Henry Paulson
Ben Bernanke
Jon Corzine
Bernie Madoff
Lloyd Blankfein
Kenneth Lay
Timothy Geithner
Bank of America
Brian Moynihan
Many US Senators
Many members of US House of Representatives
George Bush
Barack Obama
Bank of England
European Central Bank
Mario Monti
Lucas Papademos

and many, many more financial terrorists....

by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012

Department of Education

dee-pawt-ment uv ed-yoo-kay-shun

1. The Communist institution that centralizes education at the federal level of the United States government.

2. The parasitical administration that pats themselves on the back for simultaneously brainwashing America's children and draining resources from actual workers who actually produce something of value.

3. Financial Terrorists who distort the market for student loans by artificially moving the supply of loans outward, thereby raising tuition costs.

The Department of Education gave away loans indiscriminately to would-be college students, allowing universities to increase their prices astronomically given this neverending supply of capital.

by George Stuffalottapuss January 4, 2012

adjectative verb

Note: This definition describes the preposition. For the FBI, please speak loudly and clearly into your mobile device, even if it is turned off.

ad-weh-kay-tiw derp
preposition

1. A verb that aids in the description of a noun.

2. A type of word that simultaneously modifies and describes the situation of a noun (acting as an adjective) while serving the predictive function within a sentence, typified by action, emotion, or rape.

Since adjectative verb prepositions are a new concept to the English language, sighting them is as rare as the elusive Anglican Two-Puss of Rhodesia. Thus, the definition of said grammatical evolution pre-empts the creation of such descriptively verbacious words as collapshickal.

by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012

Haisian

hey-shun
noun

1. An Asian person living in Haiti.
2. The common mispronunciation of the word "Asian" by a French-speaking person.

All of the Haitians, being French-speaking, hear little difference in pronunciation of the words "Haitian" and "Haisian." Thus the difference is in the eye of the beholder -- slanted or rounded.

by George Stuffalottapuss December 18, 2011

Lindt

lin-duh-tee
noun

1. A delicious but ultimately weird chocolate ball with a solid outer and a milky-inner.

Most of the employees who work at the Stratham, NH manufacturing plant of Lindt Chocolate Factory are underpaid Filipinos who don't speak much English.

by George Stuffalottapuss January 4, 2012

cosmic orgasm

kozz-mick ohr-gah-zum
noun

1. A sexual orgasm so intense that one's third eye is momentarily awakened as they traverse without the restaints of time, logic and physical limitations through the wonders and colors of the infinite cosmic abyss.

"Man, Jessica Alba's booty is sooo fine...."

"Yea, the cosmic orgasm you'd have from hittin' that shit would almost be worth the herpes you'd get."

by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012