George McBob's definitions

Juchrislam

The collective term for the three Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity and Islam)

So what's your religion, dude? Shinto? Buddhism? Juchrislam?

by George McBob April 21, 2009

Hummer

What a man buys when he wishes to announce to the world that he has a small penis.

Also, it's the ugliest vehicle ever manufactured outside of Soviet Russia.

You drive a Hummer? Don't you think you're compensating for something?

by George McBob September 30, 2009

bush cat

Namibian slang for nigger.

It comes from the phrase "you can take the kaffir out of the bush, but you can't take the bush out of the kaffir"

Don't go down that street. There's a whole lot of bush cats down there.

by George McBob May 11, 2009

McFreedom

McFreedom is the cheap, hollow imitation of liberation that America somehow feels entitled to push upon countries around the world.

The McFreedom process begins with threats and intimidation to the leader of the victim nation followed by increasingly random and impossible ultimatums. If they don't give in, the American military arrives with their tanks and bombs and starts demolishing the place, all the while handing out junk food and pamphlets to the civilians.

Soon, a new leader who's policy is by extreme coincidence exactly the same as the yank's is "elected by the free people". Within months, McDonalds chains have started to infest the countryside and foreign investors suddenly own all of the country's natural resources.

Anyone who doesn't wax lyrical about how much better things are now is labelled a terrorist and shot.

We've changed your regime! Thanks for the oil, enjoy your McFreedom!

by George McBob May 25, 2009

LaMinxette

YouTube celebrity

The sexiest girl in the universe.

I log onto youtube and watch LaMinxette's channel every day to fap.

by George McBob May 19, 2009

bunny chow

A dish that originated in Durban, but can now be bought all across South Africa. It consists of a half or quarter loaf of bread hollowed out and filled with curry.

They came about because, under apartheid laws, Indian restaurant owners were not allowed to seat black customers, and could only sell them take-aways. They invented bunny chows so they could still sell them a proper serving of curry.

The origin of the word "bunny chow" is unknown.

I'm getting take-aways. Do you want a burger, boerewors roll or bunny chow?

by George McBob September 14, 2009

marijuana

A word of a thousand synonyms

A small selection is listed below:

420
ace
african
alaskan thunderfuck
apocynum cannabinum
ashes
aunt mary
bag
baggie
bales
bamba
bangue
bc bud
bhang
blunt
bo
bobo
bonghit
boo
bowl
bricks
broccoli
bud
buddha
bush
buzz
cannabis
cannabis indica
cannabis sativa
chief
chronic
columbian gold
cryppie
cryptonite
dagga
dank
devilweed
diggy
dirtweed
ditch
ditchweed
dobie
domestic don juan
doob
doobie
dope
draf
draw
durban poison
fir
flowers
ganja
gash
gasper
giggle twig
gold
gong
gram
grass
green
greenbud
green-sticky
griffa
happy backy
hash
hawaiian homegrown hay
hemp
herb
high
hocus pocus
homegrown
hooch
hooter
hops
humboltd
indian hemp
intsangu (zulu)
j
joint
kenevir
kif
killer
kilos
leaf
loco weed
marijuana
mary jane
mbanja (pemba)
method
mexican
mj
mo
moocah
moota
mooters
mootie
mor a grifa
mountain cabbage
nubs
nuggets
nuggies
number
one-hit
ounce
owl
panama red
parsley
pot
pounds
pr
pretendica
puff
ragweed
rainy day woman
rasta
red bud
reefer
roach
root
rope
seeds
shake
shit
shwag
skunk
skunk weed
smoke
snop
spliff
stack
stash
stems
stick
stone
swazi
sweet lucy
sweet wheat
tchene
tea
texas tea
thai-bud
thai-stick
thrupence bag
thumb
tree of wisdom
trees
turkish delight
twigs
untoque
wahupta (sioux)
weed
whacktabacky
whackyweed
wheat
wood
yesca
zol

by George McBob September 7, 2009