The opposite of pre-microwave. Used to describe the twenty-somethings in the workforce who think they've seen and done it all.
"Oh, I've been using Microsoft Word since high school. I'm an old computer user."
"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"
"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"
by Geoff Lilley August 28, 2008
Big ass eyebrows. Named for the former Communist Party Leader Nikita Kruschev, who had eyebrows that took up half his face.
I saw Brooke Shields on TV last night...that girl's got some big ass brows.
Yeah, those are some serious Kruschevs on her.
Yeah, those are some serious Kruschevs on her.
by Geoff Lilley October 19, 2007
A derisive term for a person whose only expertise on a subject comes from reading an article on Wikipedia.
"There's nothing in the Constitution that says we have to pay taxes. I read it on Wikipedia."
"Try doing some real research for a change, you wiktard!"
"Try doing some real research for a change, you wiktard!"
by Geoff Lilley October 12, 2007
When you go to a corporate function (like your holiday party) and you get served the obligatory rubber chicken.
"Dude, you going to the office bash tonight?"
"Hell no, man, I don't need another rubber chicken dance!"
"Hell no, man, I don't need another rubber chicken dance!"
by Geoff Lilley December 07, 2006
Signals left, turns right...no Mensa threat there
Thought New Mexico was a foreign country...obviously not a Mensa threat
Thought New Mexico was a foreign country...obviously not a Mensa threat
by Geoff Lilley September 14, 2007
There was this guy in front of me whose bumper was covered with funny ass stickers...I almost hit him because I was bumpergating him.
by Geoff Lilley January 24, 2008
Adapted from www.addictionary.org:
The little piece of paper that a server leaves on the end of a straw when a non-alcoholic drink is brought to you.
The little piece of paper that a server leaves on the end of a straw when a non-alcoholic drink is brought to you.
I went up to get my soda from the counter, but I had to take the strawphylactic off before I could drink it.
by Geoff Lilley October 16, 2007