Geoff Lilley's definitions
To besmirch the good name or good taste of a snack food; to take a sacred snack food and turn it into something it was never intended to be.
Tim: I've got nacho flavored popcorn at my desk, dudes. Check it out.
Kalu: No way, dude. That's just straight up snacrilege.
Tracey: Peanut M&M's are one thing, but Pretzel M&M's are just snacrilege!
Kalu: No way, dude. That's just straight up snacrilege.
Tracey: Peanut M&M's are one thing, but Pretzel M&M's are just snacrilege!
by Geoff Lilley December 3, 2010
Get the snacrilegemug. Big ass eyebrows. Named for the former Communist Party Leader Nikita Kruschev, who had eyebrows that took up half his face.
I saw Brooke Shields on TV last night...that girl's got some big ass brows.
Yeah, those are some serious Kruschevs on her.
Yeah, those are some serious Kruschevs on her.
by Geoff Lilley November 4, 2007
Get the kruschevmug. The degree of measure to which someone came through in a moment of need, crisis, or difficulty. Can also be used in a sports context to acknowledge a moment where a player put on a game-winning performance when the team really needed him or her.
Brandi Chastain hitting that penalty shot against China was like a clutch quotient of 10.
Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.
Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.
by Geoff Lilley October 23, 2007
Get the clutch quotientmug. An adjective to describe a person who was born before the invention of the microwave. Usually used in reference to a member of Generation X.
by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008
Get the pre-microwavemug. The one-word summary of the Facebook relationship status, "it's complicated." A person who is in an ambiguous state of single; not quite in a relationship, not quite single, and generally looking for better offers.
Chris: "Is your friend available?"
Jim: "Kinda, man, she's simbiguous. Hit her up, see what she says."
Jim: "Kinda, man, she's simbiguous. Hit her up, see what she says."
by Geoff Lilley March 30, 2011
Get the simbiguousmug. The opposite of a sweet tooth. The salt vampire is one who craves salt the way people with a sweet tooth crave chocolate and jellybeans - instead, they gorge on potato chips, mixed nuts, and ChexMix. Taken from the site www.junkfoodbetty.com.
The first impression I got from these chips was holy balls these chips are salty. That’s a bold statement coming from a salt vampire like myself. I would go so far as to call them excessively salty.
by Geoff Lilley May 18, 2011
Get the salt vampiremug. When you're installing software, and you say "yes" to all the questions, accept all the defaults, and don't think about it.
Mike: "Dude, what do all these options mean when I'm installing Word?"
Evan: "Just do a spousal install and don't worry about it, man."
Evan: "Just do a spousal install and don't worry about it, man."
by Geoff Lilley March 17, 2011
Get the spousal installmug.