The opposite of pre-microwave. Used to describe the twenty-somethings in the workforce who think they've seen and done it all.
"Oh, I've been using Microsoft Word since high school. I'm an old computer user."
"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"
"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"
by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008
Get the post-microwave mug.To besmirch the good name or good taste of a snack food; to take a sacred snack food and turn it into something it was never intended to be.
Tim: I've got nacho flavored popcorn at my desk, dudes. Check it out.
Kalu: No way, dude. That's just straight up snacrilege.
Tracey: Peanut M&M's are one thing, but Pretzel M&M's are just snacrilege!
Kalu: No way, dude. That's just straight up snacrilege.
Tracey: Peanut M&M's are one thing, but Pretzel M&M's are just snacrilege!
by Geoff Lilley December 03, 2010
Get the snacrilege mug.To be accosted by the significant other of someone, because you told that someone some information that the spouse finds objectionable.
I told her I couldn't fix her car this weekend, and next thing I know, I get spousesided by her boyfriend, tellin' me, "Whaddayou mean, you can't fix it? What's wrong with you?"
by Geoff Lilley April 17, 2006
Get the spousesided mug.When you're installing software, and you say "yes" to all the questions, accept all the defaults, and don't think about it.
Mike: "Dude, what do all these options mean when I'm installing Word?"
Evan: "Just do a spousal install and don't worry about it, man."
Evan: "Just do a spousal install and don't worry about it, man."
by Geoff Lilley March 17, 2011
Get the spousal install mug.The opposite of a sweet tooth. The salt vampire is one who craves salt the way people with a sweet tooth crave chocolate and jellybeans - instead, they gorge on potato chips, mixed nuts, and ChexMix. Taken from the site www.junkfoodbetty.com.
The first impression I got from these chips was holy balls these chips are salty. That’s a bold statement coming from a salt vampire like myself. I would go so far as to call them excessively salty.
by Geoff Lilley May 18, 2011
Get the salt vampire mug.An adjective to describe a person who was born before the invention of the microwave. Usually used in reference to a member of Generation X.
by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008
Get the pre-microwave mug.A design concept that is so obvious when you see it, it makes you go, "Duh! Why didn't anyone think of that before?"
by Geoff Lilley July 28, 2007
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