Geoff's definitions

dang kids

like kids these days but quicker

dang kids!

by geoff March 10, 2003

coo

cool, a better way for saying it

thats coo

by geoff March 10, 2003

front shelf disease

the inability to see something right in front of you

-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease

by Geoff January 2, 2006

cuban

An exclaimation of excitement, usually preceeded by the adjective 'fucking'.

Bill - I've got a dutch here.
Steve - That's fucking cuban.

by Geoff May 13, 2005

Flabbergast

the motion your ass cheeks make when you rip a huge one

Bob is flabbergasting he must have let one go.

by Geoff January 20, 2004

dont hate

to say dont make fun of, to tell to be nice, something random to get someones attention

whoa dont hate on me i am G.P.

by geoff March 9, 2003

metallicaeg

N. Turdwanker; buffoon; douchebag. See also: metrosexual

V. To boink

"Geez, you're such a metallicaeg"
"Yeah well your MOM is a metallicaeg!"
"Speaking of moms, I metallicaeged your mom last night!"

by Geoff March 28, 2005