Geoff's definitions

VW Bonnet

A female wedgie. Especially noticable in bathing suits.

"Amanda had a VW Bonnet in swim class today!"

by Geoff December 11, 2002

fps

Frames Per Second. The general benchmark for computer performance in a video game. Refers to the number of times the image on a computer monitor gets refreshed per second. 60 fps is generally the benchmark for acceptable performance; that provides a buffer for when the action in a game gets heavier.

My old crapper of a computer only gets 20 fps in Quake 3.

by Geoff January 19, 2003

webcomic

A comic published on the internet; for example, Penny Arcade or 8-Bit Theater.

I was reading my favorite webcomic when you interrupted me.

by Geoff January 19, 2003

fart

1. the releasing of an ass biscuit
2. to rip ass

i farted in that kid's face and he did not appreciate it

by Geoff October 15, 2006

Flopper

A person who flops his cock out when with a girl, then has it put back in for him after being denied

Nich was a bit of a flopper the other night, too bad he denied by molly, she is the biggest hoe

by Geoff June 1, 2003

kids these days

to disapprove of somethin, when someone does somethin retarted or dumb

god! whats with kids these days?

by geoff March 9, 2003

skeck

To beat those hoes rapidly~xigon

Those hoes got skecked by those pimps at xigon!

by Geoff June 11, 2004