front shelf disease

the inability to see something right in front of you

-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease

by Geoff January 03, 2006

Sick Nast

an adjective to describe something awesome

Geoff O'Callaghan is the sick nast

by Geoff February 22, 2004

flagget

A Georgia redneck who wants to keep the confederate battle emblem on the state flag.

"Today the flaggets marched on capitol hill to demand the return of their heritage even though the flag with the battle emblem was introduced in 1956 so could not be a part of their true heritage, but only a part of their racist heritage."

by Geoff April 30, 2003

geoff

verb, comes from the chinese slang 'to geoff' meaning to kill a vampire, eat its lungs in a traditional indian curry while dancing around singing. geoffrey in todays terms has become mondernised by society and now means 'to shit'

damn that was some good geoffing, thats not how i'd geoff,

by geoff March 04, 2005

spam butterfly

A lady´s hole

Cunt/vagina/axe wound/spaz hole/beef curtains/box/saddle bags/

by Geoff January 25, 2004

P. Kelly special

p.kelly special is when you have a bath with ure best friend geoff and lick each others belly buttons clean

"geoff its p kelly special time!"

by Geoff January 18, 2005

aiight

ok, coo, all right

aiight coo

by geoff March 10, 2003