Geoff's definitions

Ground Hog

One who pleasures himself from the use of holes in a feild and/or grassy knoll.

My god! Ground Hog Day already???

by Geoff March 14, 2003

Flying

Create a magic carpet, then lie upon thy stichings and bless the lord for what you have done to keep it and not spank your own mother for her wrong doings. Thank You.

"Stop flying!"

by Geoff March 27, 2003

Kreme

The killing of more than one ant at a time.

"Dude, stop the kreme. You can't light that many on fire. Tis illegal."

by Geoff March 27, 2003

ATG

Aren't Tits Great?

Use to compliment an excellent pair of jugs.

<While ogling at a pair>...
"Dude, ATG, man, ATG!"

by Geoff December 15, 2004

man up

take a shot

"lets all man up"
*everyone takes a shot*

by Geoff March 29, 2004

editorializing

An edpidemic sweeping urbandictionary.com in at least half of their definitions. Symptoms include putting your own opinion in definitions of concrete nouns, phrases, etc. and belittling the opinion(s) of any and all dissenters.

See Same-Sex Marriage, Scott Peterson, Macintosh, or any other subject that maybe be under even one circumstance a slight bit of a miniscule fraction controversial.

Um....there's also a bit in this definition.

by Geoff July 16, 2008

Slabfest

An annual event held where u start drinking and u don't stop until u have finished a slab

by Geoff June 1, 2003