114 definitions by Geoff

Flopper

A person who flops his cock out when with a girl, then has it put back in for him after being denied

Nich was a bit of a flopper the other night, too bad he denied by molly, she is the biggest hoe

by Geoff June 01, 2003

Flying

Create a magic carpet, then lie upon thy stichings and bless the lord for what you have done to keep it and not spank your own mother for her wrong doings. Thank You.

"Stop flying!"

by Geoff March 27, 2003

fps

Frames Per Second. The general benchmark for computer performance in a video game. Refers to the number of times the image on a computer monitor gets refreshed per second. 60 fps is generally the benchmark for acceptable performance; that provides a buffer for when the action in a game gets heavier.

My old crapper of a computer only gets 20 fps in Quake 3.

by Geoff January 19, 2003

frag

Short for fragmentary grenade, a grenade designed to propel shrapnel, generally with an approximate radius of 15 feet.

Throw that frag into the bunker.

by Geoff January 19, 2003

Fresh Meat

A refrence to a hot piece of ass. Or a gang memeber who is in need of some love by a homosexual motor bike extremist.

"HA, i found you. You'll be a nice catch of fresh meat."

by Geoff March 27, 2003

front shelf disease

the inability to see something right in front of you

-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease

by Geoff January 02, 2006

KD

An incredibly homosexual man who loves to have all of his orfices penetrated with big man meat

Woah dude, I saw this gay porn the other day, the guy was such a KD!

by Geoff October 13, 2003