Geoff's definitions

cavitate

the empty, cavernous hole in your chest feeling, when your girlfriend dumps you.
can last two days or two weeks depending on how into her you were.

dude to his friend: ya my GF dumped me, and now two days later she's banging this guy we know, this pain in my chest, I just feel cavitated.

by GEoff June 9, 2014

geoffigi

a way to call a person a girl or fag

dude Zach ur such a geoffigi

by geoff September 7, 2004

Ridiculosityness

Noun-State of being resulting from an insane road trip with friends. Must have absolutely minimal planning, money-spending and fear of being arrested. Must also include a good amount of prank-playing, mooching and general irresponsibility from all members of the group, as well as videotaping of said events. Often used in conjunction with the phrase, "In accordance with the spirit of the trip." And fuck personal honor. It has no place in the ridiculosityness.

Man, this trip is total RIDICULOSITYNESS! (In accordance with the spirit of the trip)

by Geoff September 22, 2004

crunkfernackle

A variation of the word crunk. Implies even greater drunkeness.

>Dude, we got so crunk last night.
>>Dude, we got crunk-fernackle last night!

by geoff March 16, 2005

metallicaeg

Douchebag; turdwanker; buffoon

"Geez, you're such a metallicaeg

by Geoff March 28, 2005

metallicaeg

N. Turdwanker; buffoon; douchebag. See also: metrosexual

V. To boink

"Geez, you're such a metallicaeg"
"Yeah well your MOM is a metallicaeg!"
"Speaking of moms, I metallicaeged your mom last night!"

by Geoff March 28, 2005

post hardcore

Agenre of music formed when people in the hardcore scene got tired of hardcore's limited form. Retains some characteristics of hardcore but builds more on tension and release

Fugazi, Quicksand, and Jawbox are really good post-hardcore bands. The Used isn't post hardcore, it's pop punk trying to be scary

by geoff April 1, 2005