Geoff's definitions

KD

An incredibly homosexual man who loves to have all of his orfices penetrated with big man meat

Woah dude, I saw this gay porn the other day, the guy was such a KD!

by Geoff October 13, 2003

mushburger

A particularly gnarly wave that thrashes the surfer.

Dude, that thing was mushburger.

by geoff July 8, 2005

wazzzup!!!

to say hi or sup, or to be exited

wazzzup!!!

by geoff March 9, 2003

spam butterfly

A lady´s hole

Cunt/vagina/axe wound/spaz hole/beef curtains/box/saddle bags/

by Geoff January 25, 2004

VW Bonnet

A female wedgie. Especially noticable in bathing suits.

"Amanda had a VW Bonnet in swim class today!"

by Geoff December 11, 2002

Bec

1. A beautiful, intelligent person who is the nicest person you will ever know.
2. Geoff's better half.

Girl, "If only I was as sexy as Bec"
Girl 2, "I wish I was as clever as Bec"
Girl 3, "Damn Bec has a hot boyfriend"

by Geoff March 1, 2005

cavitate

the empty, cavernous hole in your chest feeling, when your girlfriend dumps you.
can last two days or two weeks depending on how into her you were.

dude to his friend: ya my GF dumped me, and now two days later she's banging this guy we know, this pain in my chest, I just feel cavitated.

by GEoff June 9, 2014