Geoff's definitions

moby

A guy, usually ugly, who is with a chick that is way too hot for him to even associate with.

After spotting an attractive female and seeing the tool she was with, one would say, "That guy is a freaking moby."

origin: Moby singing with Gwen Stefani

by geoff March 8, 2004

crunkfernackle

A variation of the word crunk. Implies even greater drunkeness.

>Dude, we got so crunk last night.
>>Dude, we got crunk-fernackle last night!

by geoff March 16, 2005

aiight

ok, coo, all right

aiight coo

by geoff March 10, 2003

would you rather

A game where you are given two options one of which you MUST choose.
Many options at www.wouldyourather.co.uk

Would your rather shit out a monster truck or shit out mr. bush?

by Geoff March 4, 2004

grunties

to move one's bowels.

Grandma....I have to go grunties.

by geoff January 21, 2003

Flabbergast

the motion your ass cheeks make when you rip a huge one

Bob is flabbergasting he must have let one go.

by Geoff January 20, 2004

cuban

An exclaimation of excitement, usually preceeded by the adjective 'fucking'.

Bill - I've got a dutch here.
Steve - That's fucking cuban.

by Geoff May 13, 2005