Geoff's definitions

kryptonite

the only weed better than superman weed

the purple ribbon allstars are always on that kryptonite

by Geoff December 28, 2005

reverse cowgirl

a sex position like the others say yet except both members partaking in the act must where cowboy hats and when the climax approaches the male counterpart hollers yeeeeeee-haawwww and the best friend of this male love maker comes running in with a video camera and tapes the rest of the action

we were at the party when we heard someone yell YEEAHHHAAWW but just assumed there was some reverse cowgirl going on

by geoff October 2, 2005

ultra violence

Nadsat talk for rape. Taken from the book "A Clockwork Orange" by Anthony Burgess.

Being the adventures of a young man whose principle interests are murder, ultra violence, and Beethoven.

by geoff September 17, 2005

mushburger

A particularly gnarly wave that thrashes the surfer.

Dude, that thing was mushburger.

by geoff July 8, 2005

sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.

He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.

by geoff May 20, 2005

scrowder

Insult. Best used in a poor British or Australian accent and/or while putting up your dukes for a fight.

"Why don't you go choke on some pig vomit, ya scrowder!"

by geoff May 14, 2005

shamed

When your friend passes out from drinking, and someone draws words and pictures on their face/body. They awake the next morning, with visible reminders never to drink that much again.

-Walter passed out.
-Let's shame him.

by geoff May 14, 2005