WAG

play hookey, skip

We wagged school on Friday

by Geoff September 13, 2003

cork

Material that such people as, Sammy Sosa, use in their bats to do better than others.

Sammy Sosa had all his bats x-rayed, but the only cork they found was in his ass.

by Geoff June 17, 2003

Finest Gentlemen

a compound consisting of the two elements Geoff Ibe & Mike Browne. this form of hottness thrives off of passion and love for music which is R&B.

The new song by the Finest Gentlemen was so bangin, I jus wanna get off my booty and dance!

Finest Gentlemen's wifey tracks make me lay on my bed and start to cry like a girl.

by geoff March 06, 2004

gonzagee ball

a little ball that remains in the hair of your rump crack after a grogan

after that dump at the wedding i was left with a pile of gonzagee balls

by geoff December 14, 2003

pizzle

weed, pot, mary J, dope

"yo, want some pizzle"

"sure nigga lets go smoke"

by Geoff March 29, 2004

sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.

He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.

by geoff May 20, 2005

VW Bonnet

A female wedgie. Especially noticable in bathing suits.

"Amanda had a VW Bonnet in swim class today!"

by Geoff December 11, 2002