A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.
by geoff May 19, 2005
1. A beautiful, intelligent person who is the nicest person you will ever know.
2. Geoff's better half.
2. Geoff's better half.
Girl, "If only I was as sexy as Bec"
Girl 2, "I wish I was as clever as Bec"
Girl 3, "Damn Bec has a hot boyfriend"
Girl 2, "I wish I was as clever as Bec"
Girl 3, "Damn Bec has a hot boyfriend"
by Geoff March 01, 2005
Brilz is oblivious to the fact that women will never be equal to men, especially when it comes to intelligence and sports.
by GEOFF November 16, 2004
An edpidemic sweeping urbandictionary.com in at least half of their definitions. Symptoms include putting your own opinion in definitions of concrete nouns, phrases, etc. and belittling the opinion(s) of any and all dissenters.
See Same-Sex Marriage, Scott Peterson, Macintosh, or any other subject that maybe be under even one circumstance a slight bit of a miniscule fraction controversial.
Um....there's also a bit in this definition.
Um....there's also a bit in this definition.
by Geoff June 07, 2005
by geoff March 09, 2003
by Geoff February 22, 2004