Geoff's definitions

fart

1. the releasing of an ass biscuit
2. to rip ass

i farted in that kid's face and he did not appreciate it

by Geoff October 15, 2006

fps

Frames Per Second. The general benchmark for computer performance in a video game. Refers to the number of times the image on a computer monitor gets refreshed per second. 60 fps is generally the benchmark for acceptable performance; that provides a buffer for when the action in a game gets heavier.

My old crapper of a computer only gets 20 fps in Quake 3.

by Geoff January 19, 2003

webcomic

A comic published on the internet; for example, Penny Arcade or 8-Bit Theater.

I was reading my favorite webcomic when you interrupted me.

by Geoff January 19, 2003

spam butterfly

A lady´s hole

Cunt/vagina/axe wound/spaz hole/beef curtains/box/saddle bags/

by Geoff January 25, 2004

editorializing

An edpidemic sweeping urbandictionary.com in at least half of their definitions. Symptoms include putting your own opinion in definitions of concrete nouns, phrases, etc. and belittling the opinion(s) of any and all dissenters.

See Same-Sex Marriage, Scott Peterson, Macintosh, or any other subject that maybe be under even one circumstance a slight bit of a miniscule fraction controversial.

Um....there's also a bit in this definition.

by Geoff July 16, 2008

Pirate Surprise

During anal sex with girl friend the man spits on her back so she thinks he jizzed and when she turns around he jizzes on her face and she makes a pirate sneer.

Hey, mom its a pirate surprise!

by Geoff March 14, 2003

-age

to add emotion to a word, to emphizie the phrase

the goage to my houseage of me

by geoff March 9, 2003