grunties

to move one's bowels.

Grandma....I have to go grunties.

by geoff January 21, 2003

plap

Plap - is to be used as a shorter version of penis-slap. This word as far as i know was developed by me and a few friends in a fast food restaurant sometime around Jan 04. The word plap was spread quickly around town as well as wherever we traveled.

"He just whipped it out and plapped my leg."

by Geoff January 15, 2005

fps

Frames Per Second. The general benchmark for computer performance in a video game. Refers to the number of times the image on a computer monitor gets refreshed per second. 60 fps is generally the benchmark for acceptable performance; that provides a buffer for when the action in a game gets heavier.

My old crapper of a computer only gets 20 fps in Quake 3.

by Geoff January 20, 2003

Ukie

Ukrainian one of Ukrainian descent. some of the best dancers in the world. make the best food

dude look at that hot Ukie dancer

by geoff October 21, 2003

booloo

my cats nickname is booloo

he has sudden bouts of outrage when you feed him the wrong brand of food.

by geoff May 06, 2005

sharnell

cool hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh

sharpy you are soooo cool ...yea right

by Geoff February 02, 2005

Pirate Surprise

During anal sex with girl friend the man spits on her back so she thinks he jizzed and when she turns around he jizzes on her face and she makes a pirate sneer.

Hey, mom its a pirate surprise!

by Geoff March 14, 2003