Drunkexcuse 

A word to describe someone who gets drunk to intentionally do something they can't or wouldn't do sober, then blame it on the alcohol. Not a legitimate thing, but a phony act done to take away the responsibility from them.

"That girl totally was into me all along, but when we went out she tried to start flirting and acting drunk even though she had 5 drinks, just so she can wake up the next day and say it was the alcohol. What an awkward flirt using a drunkexcuse."

"That kid just really wanted to drop acid, but couldn't accept the weight of choosing to do so, so he got really drunk and did LSD then blamed his choice and the alcohol."

Drunkexcuse by GeniusBansel April 23, 2018

Drunkercise 

Exercise while drunk.

I decided to get some drunkercise and ran home from the party.

Drunkercise by S7 February 28, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008