Finude

The concept when you finally see a celebrity you think is hot or really like, nude or even a friend.

Generally results in euphoria, and often masturbation.

James: Dude, Bar Refaeli shot a nude photoshoot. She is finude!

Stephen: Dude, I just went from flaccid to hard in 0.1 seconds when you said that!

Finude by GeniusBansel May 31, 2018

Finder Moment

An intense conversation that is often one-sided and emotionally volatile that continues without stopping, crescendoing without a peak or end in sight.

A long conversation that ensues about politics, banking, illegal drug use, etc. - lead mainly by one individual who continues to beat the figurative horse to death until any others involved in the conversation wish they were elsewhere. Might be referred to after-the-fact as "There he goes, again. Had another Finder Moment."

Finder Moment by Smmidget February 1, 2017

Target Finder

Weapon attachment in Black Ops 2 for guns that lights up red when someone is in your crosshairs. Widely employed by scrubs who can't aim.

Guy camping in corner with Lsat + Target finder: Man I'm pro!

Target Finder by Thatperson4321 March 21, 2013

Turd finder 

A person who often states a negative aspect of any situation.

The critical TV announcer of the Olympic ice skaters is a turd finder.

Turd finder by Language King February 21, 2018

Spum finder 

One who finds or looks for spum in their partner's under garments after girls night out or returning from "Oh he is just a friend's house"

Steve was very distraught when he found a large deposit of spum in Evelyn's purple panties. After she last seen at the Hammer man's. Hence SPUM FINDER

Spum finder by bozbone August 14, 2006

finder 

Someone who finds things, usually missing things.

Guy 1: I found what you lost, your porn collections. Thanks to me, the finder. Try not to masturbate or nut, it will damage the penis.
Guy 2: Ok thank you.

finder by LeilaSP March 19, 2019

finder's fee 

The amount of money you pay your dealer or friend, added to the price of your drugs/alcohol, in retribution for getting it to you.

Person 1: Yo, can you get me a quarter for $25?
Person 2: Sure, but I'll tag on a $5 finder's fee

finder's fee by violaplayer994 August 16, 2010