100 definition by Gary

Shamatita : 1.(n)One who enjoys anal sex with wooden objects shaped like rappers.

2.(n) One who loves to finer bang random men's assholes outside a chinese restaurant (preferably a buffet).
That Shamatita had splinters in who vagin-whole.
by Gary February 20, 2004

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the moment that a saw grips the object you are trying (so hard) to cut. Generally used by people who suck at DIY (i.e. Me).
I keep trying to cut this fucking log, but the saw keeps giving me squwortoints.
by gary March 22, 2005

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This is a variation of joo and joor mama. This variation should only be used if:
A. You are insulting one who is Spanish and you wish the insult to carry over to his mother or "Madre"
B. If the one you are insulting is bilingual (Spanish and English) and you wish to impress him/her by insulting him/her in their native tongue.
C. If the one you are insulting knows no Spanish and you wish only to not only insult him/her and their mother but also to show off your uber Spanish skillz.

Please use this only in these circumstances.
Dood your a queerbag...joo and joor madre are!
Joo and joor madre can burn in Hell
by gary January 25, 2005

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1. A way to direct an insult towards someone with such intensity that it conserns not only the one being insulted, but also carrys overs to that person mother.
2. When something is directed towared you and your mother, when your mother probobly has no idea what is going on.
Dood joo and joor mama are fucking ass goblins.
by gary January 25, 2005

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1337 Gamer

this is the best possible title to describe the 1337 gamer known as PSGSP
Renegade gamer
SOF2 Gamer
Halo 2 Gamer ( X box live)
FFXI Gamer
by Gary January 17, 2005

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another name for some clown who decides to do something very stupid or ignorant, and there are witnesses to his/her stupidity
Look at that yoyak, he just tryed to drive his 4by4 through a snow bank and hit a car.
by Gary January 14, 2005

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dumb chicken_without_head


A person who knows nothing, but thinks everything. Life ends when he dies.
What the fcuk?! if the apocolypse... no its the Jonslilbro!
by Gary December 28, 2004

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