Gary's definitions

Ber

The term used for beer when completely intoxicated

"BER ME!!!!" or "Nice BER-AMID"

by Gary July 9, 2003

joo and joor madre

This is a variation of joo and joor mama. This variation should only be used if:
A. You are insulting one who is Spanish and you wish the insult to carry over to his mother or "Madre"
B. If the one you are insulting is bilingual (Spanish and English) and you wish to impress him/her by insulting him/her in their native tongue.
C. If the one you are insulting knows no Spanish and you wish only to not only insult him/her and their mother but also to show off your uber Spanish skillz.

Please use this only in these circumstances.

Dood your a queerbag...joo and joor madre are!
Joo and joor madre can burn in Hell

by gary January 25, 2005

hochayed

1. A state of being, entertaining at first but less desireable afterwords.
2. The result of excessive roxoring.

'where were you last night?' 'I was getting totally hochayed'

by Gary August 26, 2003

Hand job

To do a job by hand, as opposed to machinery.

"You can use this control panel to fix the sauna if you like."
"Nah, this hot, wet, baby can only be fixed with a handjob!

by Gary April 24, 2005

Down Fighting

The act of buying, selling and trading people who have Down syndrome in the art of making them fight one another.

Once you acquire some Down people, dress them in medieval armor and give them weapons and make them fight one another!

"Did you go to that Down fight last night? Ricky sure is a downtard but he can swing a mace like a mother!"

by Gary October 6, 2004

yoyak

another name for some clown who decides to do something very stupid or ignorant, and there are witnesses to his/her stupidity

Look at that yoyak, he just tryed to drive his 4by4 through a snow bank and hit a car.

by Gary January 14, 2005

oj simpson

Someone who used to play football and is now a free man even though he killed two people. He's also known as a liar.

someone who kills people

by Gary May 13, 2005