Gary's definitions

hater

A person who takes the time to "Hate on" others because they have more than said hater.

Ya see, I don't like that Bill Cosby because he's so damn rich

by Gary July 8, 2004

Ber

The term used for beer when completely intoxicated

"BER ME!!!!" or "Nice BER-AMID"

by Gary July 9, 2003

insubordibloodybastination

Was used as slang in the British army, in World War's 1 and 2. Means to purposely follow a command/order but in a way that obviously will annoy the person giving the command

"EDWARD, GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR NOW AND GO TO THE HEADTEACHER'S OFFICE!"
Edward, with a cocky smile on his face, made getting out of his chair and packing his bag look like a big thing, in an insubordibloodybastinate way.

by Gary April 24, 2005

nubeerection

The errection aquired from awaking and needing a piss. (other names include morning willy, morning wood and jiffyrection)

I woke up this morning with serious nubeerection

by gary May 13, 2005

Merry

The stage inbetween Tipsy and Bladdered.

Im not pissed, im just merry!

by gary December 24, 2004

SHO

It stands for Super High Output. Ford makes the Taurus SHO

I am outside working on my SHO. Then I am going to go for a ride in my SHO.

by gary December 1, 2003

inverted penis

When some bitch is all nasty like a hoe ass hoe bitch and you start to get a boner at first cuz she looks got then shes a stanky bitch and ur shit goes inverted and basically turns into a vagina.

Ah, that bitch was nasty, i got an inverted penis now, fuck fuckity fuck fuck, damn bitch.

or

Gary: Hey t-bag tom? is that bitch makin ur penis inverted?
Tom: Ha, yup!

by Gary January 25, 2005