not for ants

This Tequila is not for ants
by gareth October 28, 2003
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Gabo

Slang name for the well known sex god "gareth of blackpool/England.
Lynden: yo Gabo
by Gareth March 23, 2004
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rodney rude

A funny Australian comedian who has great albums such as "Yah Mum's Bum" and "Rude Basterd".
by Gareth October 26, 2003
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LB05URZ

The number plate of Miss L B who supports Reading and shouts C'Mon URZ.
LB05URZ, Initials, year and C'Mon URZ
by Gareth November 11, 2004
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bum darts

when a man pokes his cock in another mans bum.
on saturday nights, gareth goes to morgans house, takes off his pants, and plays "bum darts" with morgann. Gareth usually wins, actually he always wins because as he lieks to say, practice makes perfect
by gareth January 29, 2003
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carrot dick

A penis that is both tapered and has a shrivelled appearance.
The lady fainted at the sight of his diminuitive carrot dick.
by Gareth August 14, 2003
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eggbina bervina

A female who had friends on internet sites, especially MSN. This person is often very sweet and wonderful.
Laura B- c'mon URZ. A wonderful person who supports Reading FC.
by Gareth November 11, 2004
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