Yer Ma

Contrary to popular beleif the term 'yer ma' doesn't actually originate in Scotland. It has been used by many 'spides' or 'steeks' in the beautiful county of Northern Ireland for many many years. As stated above, it is used in a vulgar way when in an argument, when the spide/steek can't think of anything else to say.
Generally it is used to imply that that the spide/steek has had sexual relations with one's mother... but it is usually not the case, since most spides/steeks couldn't get laid if they tried.
"I had yer ma last neet so ah did!"
by Gareth January 09, 2004
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lickmuff

A girl who is flexible enough to be able to give herslef oral sex and lick her clit.
A very good yoga expert. The only other person to do this is a female called Eggbina Bervina from a hamlet called Reading, in the county of Berkshire
by Gareth November 12, 2004
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Gabo

Slang name for the well known sex god "gareth of blackpool/England.
Lynden: yo Gabo
by Gareth March 23, 2004
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not for ants

A sizeable task, something big or extreme.
This Tequila is not for ants
by gareth October 28, 2003
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good

your mum is good
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scraggy

An unsheared sheep or a very hairy untrimmed muff.
Shaggy cousins, Scraggy is the unsheared sheep. The untrimmed muff- i have been with a few and for legal reasons cannot disclose names, but three were from London!!!!
by Gareth November 18, 2004
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eggbina bervina

A female who had friends on internet sites, especially MSN. This person is often very sweet and wonderful.
Laura B- c'mon URZ. A wonderful person who supports Reading FC.
by Gareth November 11, 2004
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