Gareth's definitions

lickmuff

A girl who is flexible enough to be able to give herslef oral sex and lick her clit.

A very good yoga expert. The only other person to do this is a female called Eggbina Bervina from a hamlet called Reading, in the county of Berkshire

by Gareth November 12, 2004

LB05URZ

The number plate of Miss L B who supports Reading and shouts C'Mon URZ.

LB05URZ, Initials, year and C'Mon URZ

by Gareth November 11, 2004

Yer Ma

Contrary to popular beleif the term 'yer ma' doesn't actually originate in Scotland. It has been used by many 'spides' or 'steeks' in the beautiful county of Northern Ireland for many many years. As stated above, it is used in a vulgar way when in an argument, when the spide/steek can't think of anything else to say.
Generally it is used to imply that that the spide/steek has had sexual relations with one's mother... but it is usually not the case, since most spides/steeks couldn't get laid if they tried.

"I had yer ma last neet so ah did!"

by Gareth January 9, 2004

good

your mum

your mum is good

by gareth November 27, 2003

rodney rude

A funny Australian comedian who has great albums such as "Yah Mum's Bum" and "Rude Basterd".

by Gareth October 26, 2003

Gabo

Slang name for the well known sex god "gareth of blackpool/England.

Lynden: yo Gabo

by Gareth March 23, 2004

eggbina bervina

A female who had friends on internet sites, especially MSN. This person is often very sweet and wonderful.

Laura B- c'mon URZ. A wonderful person who supports Reading FC.

by Gareth November 11, 2004