Knicker Bacon

Wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top.
Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her hot and perfectly cooked knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose.
by Gapingredgroovie January 04, 2009
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Noggineer

Any individual who performs the act of oral sex on another.
Tina gives great head! She's a better noggineer than most.
by Gapingredgroovie January 07, 2009
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