Gapingredgroovie's definitions

Blooming Knicker Bacon

The wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top accentuated by a heavy menstrual period.

Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face.

by Gapingredgroovie January 4, 2009

Noggineer

Any individual who performs the act of oral sex on another.

Tina gives great head! She's a better noggineer than most.

by Gapingredgroovie January 7, 2009