Gangster Twinks's definitions

Babysitter

A person who sits on babies

I don't want a babysitter! I'm not a baby, and I don't want to be sat on!

by Gangster Twinks June 1, 2017

Bergen

A large grumpy being that cannot feel happy unless they eat smaller trolls. They cannot laugh, sing or hug. Instead, they go through a dystopian depression and treat their neighbours like shit by kicking them, glaring, giving wedgies, etc.

I'm glad you broke up with Daniel, he's such a bergen!

by Gangster Twinks February 5, 2019

Wormy

The scariest piece of shit every Spongebob fan has ever seen! A terrifying part butterfly part horsefly! It always presses it's ugly face against the forth wall throughout the episode "Wormy". It's very unpredictable. You'll never feel the same again!

Bouncer: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how touch are ya?

Fan: How though am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?! I watched the Spongebob episode Wormy last night!

Bouncer: Yeah, so?

Fan: Without shitting myself.

by Gangster Twinks July 12, 2017

balloonoid

A person whose body has been blown up like a balloon, and are filled with either air, helium, hexafluoride, hydrogen or water. They are spherical and can only bounce and roll as means of transportation.

My girlfriend ate a magic fruit and it caused her to turn into a great big, cuddly balloonoid!

by Gangster Twinks February 21, 2023

Chad

Someone who has had sex at least once in their life before, as opposed to a virgin. Even rapists and rape victims are chads. Your mom and dad became chads to conceive you!

I just had sex! And now I'm a chad!

by Gangster Twinks June 9, 2022

Supercide

Supercide, also known as Superhero genocide is the unlawful killing of a superhero, something that the Incredibles villain Syndrome has wasted 15 years doing.

You can't just spend the rest of your life committing supercide!

by Gangster Twinks November 4, 2018

Big balloon body

Where the patient's body is completely swollen in all directions in the shape of a big ball. (Sometimes the breasts inflate too) Admit it, you know you want to do this to your girlfriend.

Troy: Wow, would you look at Jenny's big balloon body?

Jenny: Troy, this isn't funny! Deflate me this instance!

Erica: Whee! This so much bouncy fun!

by Gangster Twinks January 16, 2017