Gangster Twinks's definitions

Cunt

A person who is considered mean. Similar to:

Asshole
Asshat
Bitch
Bully
Dick
Dirtbag
Douche
Douchebag
Jerk

I'm Sammy Bagel Jr, I'm happy to meet all of you, except for this meshugenah cunt over here.

by Gangster Twinks May 25, 2017

Babysitter

A person who sits on babies

I don't want a babysitter! I'm not a baby, and I don't want to be sat on!

by Gangster Twinks June 1, 2017

Chad

Someone who has had sex at least once in their life before, as opposed to a virgin. Even rapists and rape victims are chads. Your mom and dad became chads to conceive you!

I just had sex! And now I'm a chad!

by Gangster Twinks June 9, 2022

Big balloon body

Where the patient's body is completely swollen in all directions in the shape of a big ball. (Sometimes the breasts inflate too) Admit it, you know you want to do this to your girlfriend.

Troy: Wow, would you look at Jenny's big balloon body?

Jenny: Troy, this isn't funny! Deflate me this instance!

Erica: Whee! This so much bouncy fun!

by Gangster Twinks January 16, 2017

Hooky

A game where you ride on fish hooks and jump down before you get pulled above the surface and cooked, eaten or gift-shopped.

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, you're going the wrong way.

SpongeBob: I always go to work this way.
Patrick: You're not going to work today. We're going to go play hooky!

by Gangster Twinks January 25, 2018

Faggot

A person who gets excessively mad at someone for accidentally doing something bad as if they did it deliberately.

Jason: *Accidentally drops his brother's Switch

His brother: JASON HOW DARE YOU BREAK MY NINTENDO SWITCH I HAD LOTS OF GAMES TO PLAY AND NOW I CANT PLAY THEM EVER AGAIN THATS IT YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 13085778702601080928347932749382841092472391204732328091274092384 YEARS GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU ARE A FAGGOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Gangster Twinks October 26, 2020

Bergen

A large grumpy being that cannot feel happy unless they eat smaller trolls. They cannot laugh, sing or hug. Instead, they go through a dystopian depression and treat their neighbours like shit by kicking them, glaring, giving wedgies, etc.

I'm glad you broke up with Daniel, he's such a bergen!

by Gangster Twinks February 5, 2019