Gangster Twinks's definitions

Wormy

The scariest piece of shit every Spongebob fan has ever seen! A terrifying part butterfly part horsefly! It always presses it's ugly face against the forth wall throughout the episode "Wormy". It's very unpredictable. You'll never feel the same again!

Bouncer: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how touch are ya?

Fan: How though am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?! I watched the Spongebob episode Wormy last night!

Bouncer: Yeah, so?

Fan: Without shitting myself.

by Gangster Twinks July 12, 2017

Bergen

A large grumpy being that cannot feel happy unless they eat smaller trolls. They cannot laugh, sing or hug. Instead, they go through a dystopian depression and treat their neighbours like shit by kicking them, glaring, giving wedgies, etc.

I'm glad you broke up with Daniel, he's such a bergen!

by Gangster Twinks February 5, 2019

Babysitter

A person who sits on babies

I don't want a babysitter! I'm not a baby, and I don't want to be sat on!

by Gangster Twinks June 1, 2017

Chad

Someone who has had sex at least once in their life before, as opposed to a virgin. Even rapists and rape victims are chads. Your mom and dad became chads to conceive you!

I just had sex! And now I'm a chad!

by Gangster Twinks June 9, 2022

Hooky

A game where you ride on fish hooks and jump down before you get pulled above the surface and cooked, eaten or gift-shopped.

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, you're going the wrong way.

SpongeBob: I always go to work this way.
Patrick: You're not going to work today. We're going to go play hooky!

by Gangster Twinks January 25, 2018

Faggot

A person who gets excessively mad at someone for accidentally doing something bad as if they did it deliberately.

Jason: *Accidentally drops his brother's Switch

His brother: JASON HOW DARE YOU BREAK MY NINTENDO SWITCH I HAD LOTS OF GAMES TO PLAY AND NOW I CANT PLAY THEM EVER AGAIN THATS IT YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 13085778702601080928347932749382841092472391204732328091274092384 YEARS GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU ARE A FAGGOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Gangster Twinks October 26, 2020

balloonoid

A person whose body has been blown up like a balloon, and are filled with either air, helium, hexafluoride, hydrogen or water. They are spherical and can only bounce and roll as means of transportation.

My girlfriend ate a magic fruit and it caused her to turn into a great big, cuddly balloonoid!

by Gangster Twinks February 21, 2023