Definitions by Ganderschplaf the Gray

diagonally

To suffer a painful death

Past tense: died agonally
Gerund: dying agonally

Stay 6 feet away from me! I don't want to diagonally!

diagonally by Ganderschplaf the Gray November 18, 2020

hoodlum 

One who graduates from an inner city school.
Plural: hoodlumni

They said he'd never graduate. They said he was a good for nothing hooligan, but they were wrong. Joe's a hoodlum now!

hoodlum by Ganderschplaf the Gray November 18, 2020

Yonk 

v. To thump one squarely in the nose
n. A square thump to the nose

The metric of a powerful yonk lies not in the force behind the blow, but in how yonked the recipient feels.
To feel yonked is to feel put in one's place.

Christ delivered the squarest and mightiest yonk when He put sin squarely in its place.

Richard, in the name of the weed that killed Tupac I will yonk you for this!

Yonk by Ganderschplaf the Gray December 2, 2018

Apple Tax 

The amount of money each person spends annually just to keep up with new technology

Guy 1: Man, I spent $850 last year on just the new iPhone and its attachments!
Guy 2: Yeah man, that's the Apple Tax for you.

Apple Tax by Ganderschplaf the Gray December 9, 2016

Meta

An acronym, most commonly used in the gaming world, for Most Effective Tactic Available.

Guy 1: Dude, Assassins are so in the meta right now.
Guy 2: Rito plz nerf ;_;

Meta by Ganderschplaf the Gray January 31, 2016

Ganderschplaf 

1: A dwarvish laugh in a descending tone with the sound 'nyip nyip nyip' or 'nyerp nyerp nyerp', starting with a high pitched 'nyip' or 'nyerp'.
2: An enormous penis
3: The act of ejactulation.

1: Over a glass of meade, it's always nice to unwind and ganderschplaf with friends.
2: When I pulled out my ganderschplaf she couldn't help but feel intimidated.
3: "I'M GONNA GANDERSCHPLAF!"

Ganderschplaf by Ganderschplaf the Gray December 31, 2015