handwich

Giving your dominant hand a release from wacking off...

Damn Jeb, why ya holding both hands out like that?

Ahh, my right hand just got so achy I needed to give myself a handwich...

by flockit February 13, 2015

Handwich

The ingredients of a sandwich, sans bread, created in ones own hand for eating pleasure.

Hey man sorry i cant kick it today, im eating so many handwiches

by Psychedelic Sloth October 1, 2018

handwich

When a girl is sandwiched between two guys, and giving them each a handjob.

Hannah is such a slut, i saw her give a handwich at Luke's party.

by Tigerpants June 9, 2009

Handwich

The remaining odor left on one's hand(s) after eating a sandwich or hoagie or grinder or sub, etc.

Lou’s on 4th makes the best Pastrami and Kraut around, but watch out for the strong handwich it gives ya. You'll be smelling that after 2 days and 10 strong hand-washings!

by Sol Q May 30, 2006

Handwich

When two or more people place their hands on top of each other in a stack resembling a similar sounding lunch item.

She placed her hand atop mine then I placed my other hand on hers proclaiming "don't take a bite of this handwich".

by Gametophyte January 6, 2024

Second-Handwich

When you eat the other half of someone else's unwanted sandwich.

John ate Katie's second-handwich because he didn't bring a lunch to work.

by k8t419 November 12, 2011

sam handwich

a crime fighting super hero, whose true identity is ham sandwich

look up in the sky..its a bird...its a ham sandwich, wait no its sam handwich

by K1llerm1ke December 31, 2008