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skankthrax

Mythical post-9/11 disease carried by young girls. Replaces cooties.
"Bug off, Susie! I don't want your skankthrax!
by Gahmuret July 23, 2006
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open-minded

Possessing the ability to conceive reasonable criteria that would prove one's cherished beliefs to be mistaken, or that would show an idea one finds repulsive to actually be true. Often mistaken for "empty-headed" or "indecisive" by many empty-headed and indecisive people.
1. Chuck's an open-minded guy. He saw Fahrenheit 911 and Fahrenhype 911 before voting in the 2004 election.

2. Liberals like to pretend they're open-minded, but they're every bit as prejudiced as anyone else.
by Gahmuret June 29, 2006
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dead white guys

A liberal epithet directed at the men who founded the United States of America. It can also mean anyone from history who made a positive contribution to western civilization.
I don't need to study American history. It's just about a bunch of dead white guys.

In order to be on American money, you have to be a dead white guy.

What did Albert Einstein know? He's just a dead white guy.
by Gahmuret June 27, 2006
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slogan

A short, "catchy" phrase, small enough to fit on a button, t-shirt, or a bumper sticker, usually used as a substitute for thought. Often degenerates into a mantra, usually diffused with facts.
"Here's our slogan: 'When Clinton lied, no one died.'"

"Yes they did. They died in Somalia and Bosnia."
by Gahmuret July 20, 2006
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Barbara Olson

Ann Coulter's friend and mentor, also an author and television "talking head". Ms Olson died on September 11, 2001 when the plane she was on was hijacked and slammed into the Pentagon, belying the widespread liberal myth that Ms Coulter didn't lose anyone dear to her that day (Ms Coulter has been increasingly shrill and combative, especially on the subject of Islam, ever since).
Barbara Olson wrote two excellent anti-Clinton books, _Hell to Pay_ and _The Final Days_.
by Gahmuret July 4, 2006
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corporate media

A term used by people (i.e., communists), who think that all corporations are evil, therefore news outlets which corporations own are untrustworthy. These people are usually so far to the left that they fail to notice that the mainstream media leans to the left. This is especially ironic, since it is this leftist, liberal bias which makes mainstream networks untrustworthy -- not its "corporate ownership."
"Amy Goodman likes to whine a lot about 'corporate media.'"
by Gahmuret October 15, 2006
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Promise Keepers

A pan-denominational Christian men's organization, the Promise Keepers frightened liberals during the 1990's by their public commitment to being better fathers and husbands and more sincere Christians.
You're not really going to let your husband and son go to that Promise Keepers rally, are you?
by Gahmuret June 29, 2006
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