Gahmuret's definitions

paganazism

The Neo-Pagan fundamentalism. Adherents, known as Paganazis, operate under the delusion that the United States is a Christian theocracy, or that Presiden Bush is a theocrat; additionally, Paganazis frequently living in a debilitating fear about "the Religious Right," which some even call "the Religious Reich".

Despite the fact that no one in America has lost the right to vote or gone to prison for failing to convert to Christianity, Paganazism continues to thrive in the Pagan community.

by Gahmuret June 25, 2006

NPR

National Peoplesrepublic Radio. Taxpayer- and corporate-funded radio network which leans almost as far to the left as Amy Goodwin. Regular commentators have included the late Michael Harrington, founder of Democratic Socialists of America.

"I watched the Brit Hume show on Fox News last night, and two of the panelists were from NPR. But everyone says Fox is biased to the right!"

"It is. If Fox really wanted to be fair, all of their panelists would be from NPR."

by Gahmuret July 9, 2006

ho

From the word whore; how the word sounds when used by people who have trouble with the letter R at the end of a word (examples: sure, "sho"; more, "mo"; for, "fo").

"That girl is such a ho."

"If you're going to use sexist names, could you at least pronounce them correctly?"

by Gahmuret July 22, 2006

Religious Reich

Not content to refer to those who disagree with them as the "Religious Right" or "Christian Right", some moonbats demonize their adversaries further by referring to them as the "Religious Reich".

As far as I can tell, Isaac Bonewits was the one who coined the term 'Religious Reich'.

by Gahmuret January 22, 2007

conservative bias

What liberals accuse any news outlet or commentator who disagrees with them of having (liberals usually deny the existence of liberal bias, since they like to think they're too open-minded to be biased). The term is most frequently directed at Fox News Channel, Rush Limbaugh, and anyone who shows even a hint of civility to Ann Coulter.

Some ultra-left commentators such as Amy Goodwin, Eric Alterman, and Noam Chomsky have tried to prove that mainstream media, widely known for its liberal bias, actually leans to the right, but mostly on the grounds that it doesn't lean as far to the left as they do.

"I never listen to talk radio. There's just too much conservative bias!"

"But if you don't listen, how would you know?"

"Uh, well. . . hey, here's my bus!"

by Gahmuret July 10, 2006

Barbara Olson

Ann Coulter's friend and mentor, also an author and television "talking head". Ms Olson died on September 11, 2001 when the plane she was on was hijacked and slammed into the Pentagon, belying the widespread liberal myth that Ms Coulter didn't lose anyone dear to her that day (Ms Coulter has been increasingly shrill and combative, especially on the subject of Islam, ever since).

Barbara Olson wrote two excellent anti-Clinton books, _Hell to Pay_ and _The Final Days_.

by Gahmuret July 4, 2006

Gott mit Unser

German for "God is with us." Said to have been inscribed on German soldiers' belt buckles during World War II (which Germany lost).

'Jesus was a liberal' is the liberal version of 'Gott mit Unser'.

by Gahmuret July 12, 2006