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closed-minded

The opposite of open-minded (DUH-uh!).

Many people are under the mistaken impression that the first person who says "You're just being closed-minded" in a debate is automatically the winner; frequently, the first person who says this has simply run out of facts.

Contrary to popular belief, it's also not always bad to be closed-minded, especially towards ideas which are easily demonstrated to be false or foolish.
I'm very open-minded about space exploration, but I'm very closed-minded about doing a space walk without a spacesuit.
by Gahmuret July 5, 2006
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Kerry Anderson

The woman who ran against George W. Bush in the 2004 election.
Why am I still seeing Kerry Anderson bumper stickers? It's 2006!
by Gahmuret June 25, 2006
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America-hater

An American citizen, invariably by birth, who feels guilty about living in a country so wealthy and full of opportunity that they turn their resentment outward. They are usually spotted by snide or disparaging remarks about capitalism, wealth, the private sector, Republicans, the military, and the Founding Fathers; during wartime, they express sympathy for the enemy.
I knew she was an America-hater when she started dissing Ann Coulter and praising Cindy Sheehan.
by Gahmuret June 25, 2006
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Barbara Olson

Ann Coulter's friend and mentor, also an author and television "talking head". Ms Olson died on September 11, 2001 when the plane she was on was hijacked and slammed into the Pentagon, belying the widespread liberal myth that Ms Coulter didn't lose anyone dear to her that day (Ms Coulter has been increasingly shrill and combative, especially on the subject of Islam, ever since).
Barbara Olson wrote two excellent anti-Clinton books, _Hell to Pay_ and _The Final Days_.
by Gahmuret July 4, 2006
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paganazism

The Neo-Pagan fundamentalism. Adherents, known as Paganazis, operate under the delusion that the United States is a Christian theocracy, or that Presiden Bush is a theocrat; additionally, Paganazis frequently living in a debilitating fear about "the Religious Right," which some even call "the Religious Reich".
Despite the fact that no one in America has lost the right to vote or gone to prison for failing to convert to Christianity, Paganazism continues to thrive in the Pagan community.
by Gahmuret June 25, 2006
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Barbara Billingsley

b. December 12, 1915. Played June Cleaver on _Leave it to Beaver_ (1957-1963). Had trouble finding work after the show was cancelled due to typecasting, but this worked to her advantage for the producers of the 1980 comedy movie _Airplane!_. Seeing the actress best known for playing the squeaky-clean Mrs. Cleaver speaking "jive" had audiences laughing until they couldn't breathe.
by Gahmuret July 9, 2006
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Promise Keepers

A pan-denominational Christian men's organization, the Promise Keepers frightened liberals during the 1990's by their public commitment to being better fathers and husbands and more sincere Christians.
You're not really going to let your husband and son go to that Promise Keepers rally, are you?
by Gahmuret June 29, 2006
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