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National Peoplesrepublic Radio

The primary radio source of liberal propaganda in the United States.

Unlike its commercial imitator, Air America, National Peoplesrepublic Radio (NPR, alias "National Public Radio") knows there isn't enough demand for its services to make it commerically viable (the extreme left being a tiny minority in the United States). Therefore, it will continue to function on donations, government subsidies, and grants from large corporations. Many of these corporations are involved in industries which the audience detests, proving Lenin's point about capitalists selling the ropes which will be used in their hangings.
At least National Peoplesrepublic Radio has decent music programming, which is more than I can say for Air America. You also can bet on being within range of a National Peoplesrepublic Radio station, too.
by Gahmuret July 2, 2006
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NPR

National Peoplesrepublic Radio. Taxpayer- and corporate-funded radio network which leans almost as far to the left as Amy Goodwin. Regular commentators have included the late Michael Harrington, founder of Democratic Socialists of America.
"I watched the Brit Hume show on Fox News last night, and two of the panelists were from NPR. But everyone says Fox is biased to the right!"

"It is. If Fox really wanted to be fair, all of their panelists would be from NPR."
by Gahmuret July 9, 2006
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theocrat

1. An advocate of government by clerics, since God himself hasn't shown up at any meetings in nearly two millenia; not just a disbeliever in the separation of church and state, but someone who wants the church to control the state.

2. What the left often accuses President George W. Bush of being, despite the dearth of evangelicals, let alone clerics, in his cabinet.
If you want real theocrats, go to Iran.
by Gahmuret July 8, 2006
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cunt

Turned into a "dirty word" by the Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood (CUNTS), the secret organization behind all feminism and feminazism. Their logic was that if no one was willing to use their acronym for fear of being ostracized, their existence would remain a secret.
"It's bad enough she's a paganazi and a veganazi; does she have to be a cunt, too?"

"Oh my god -- she belongs to the Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood?"
by Gahmuret February 21, 2007
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McCarthy

Two United States Senators with very different backgrounds and accomplishments:

1) Joseph McCarthy. Vilified by liberals since the 1950's for his investigations into Communist infiltration of the U.S. government, but was later vindicated when the Russian government released secret KGB documents after the Soviet Union collapsed. "McCarthyism" is named after him.

2) Eugene McCarthy. Ran for the Democratic Party's Presidential nomination in 1968 and opposed the war in Vietnam.
"I'm giving you an 'F' on your paper on Senator McCarthy."

"But, professor, I worked really hard on it!"

"Yes, I know, but you wrote about the wrong one."
by Gahmuret January 23, 2007
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John Kerry

"I'm John Kerry, and I voted for this definition before I voted against it."
by Gahmuret July 9, 2006
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Gott mit Unser

German for "God is with us." Said to have been inscribed on German soldiers' belt buckles during World War II (which Germany lost).
'Jesus was a liberal' is the liberal version of 'Gott mit Unser'.
by Gahmuret July 12, 2006
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