Gahmuret's definitions

open-minded

Possessing the ability to conceive reasonable criteria that would prove one's cherished beliefs to be mistaken, or that would show an idea one finds repulsive to actually be true. Often mistaken for "empty-headed" or "indecisive" by many empty-headed and indecisive people.

1. Chuck's an open-minded guy. He saw Fahrenheit 911 and Fahrenhype 911 before voting in the 2004 election.

2. Liberals like to pretend they're open-minded, but they're every bit as prejudiced as anyone else.

by Gahmuret June 29, 2006

Barbara Billingsley

b. December 12, 1915. Played June Cleaver on _Leave it to Beaver_ (1957-1963). Had trouble finding work after the show was cancelled due to typecasting, but this worked to her advantage for the producers of the 1980 comedy movie _Airplane!_. Seeing the actress best known for playing the squeaky-clean Mrs. Cleaver speaking "jive" had audiences laughing until they couldn't breathe.

"Barbara Billingsley is still alive? Whoa. . ."

by Gahmuret July 9, 2006

closed-minded

The opposite of open-minded (DUH-uh!).

Many people are under the mistaken impression that the first person who says "You're just being closed-minded" in a debate is automatically the winner; frequently, the first person who says this has simply run out of facts.

Contrary to popular belief, it's also not always bad to be closed-minded, especially towards ideas which are easily demonstrated to be false or foolish.

I'm very open-minded about space exploration, but I'm very closed-minded about doing a space walk without a spacesuit.

by Gahmuret July 5, 2006

America-hater

An American citizen, invariably by birth, who feels guilty about living in a country so wealthy and full of opportunity that they turn their resentment outward. They are usually spotted by snide or disparaging remarks about capitalism, wealth, the private sector, Republicans, the military, and the Founding Fathers; during wartime, they express sympathy for the enemy.

I knew she was an America-hater when she started dissing Ann Coulter and praising Cindy Sheehan.

by Gahmuret June 25, 2006

Kerry Anderson

The woman who ran against George W. Bush in the 2004 election.

Why am I still seeing Kerry Anderson bumper stickers? It's 2006!

by Gahmuret June 25, 2006

didn't get the memo

To be or to remain uninformed, especially about something that is common knowledge to everyone else.

You're still friendly to him after he stabbed you in the back? I guess you didn't get the memo.

by Gahmuret July 18, 2006

Religious Reich

Not content to refer to those who disagree with them as the "Religious Right" or "Christian Right", some moonbats demonize their adversaries further by referring to them as the "Religious Reich".

As far as I can tell, Isaac Bonewits was the one who coined the term 'Religious Reich'.

by Gahmuret January 22, 2007