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theocrat

1. An advocate of government by clerics, since God himself hasn't shown up at any meetings in nearly two millenia; not just a disbeliever in the separation of church and state, but someone who wants the church to control the state.

2. What the left often accuses President George W. Bush of being, despite the dearth of evangelicals, let alone clerics, in his cabinet.
If you want real theocrats, go to Iran.
by Gahmuret July 8, 2006
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cunt

Turned into a "dirty word" by the Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood (CUNTS), the secret organization behind all feminism and feminazism. Their logic was that if no one was willing to use their acronym for fear of being ostracized, their existence would remain a secret.
"It's bad enough she's a paganazi and a veganazi; does she have to be a cunt, too?"

"Oh my god -- she belongs to the Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood?"
by Gahmuret February 21, 2007
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John Kerry

"I'm John Kerry, and I voted for this definition before I voted against it."
by Gahmuret July 9, 2006
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National Peoplesrepublic Radio

The primary radio source of liberal propaganda in the United States.

Unlike its commercial imitator, Air America, National Peoplesrepublic Radio (NPR, alias "National Public Radio") knows there isn't enough demand for its services to make it commerically viable (the extreme left being a tiny minority in the United States). Therefore, it will continue to function on donations, government subsidies, and grants from large corporations. Many of these corporations are involved in industries which the audience detests, proving Lenin's point about capitalists selling the ropes which will be used in their hangings.
At least National Peoplesrepublic Radio has decent music programming, which is more than I can say for Air America. You also can bet on being within range of a National Peoplesrepublic Radio station, too.
by Gahmuret July 2, 2006
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Who would Jesus bomb?

An ungrammatical slogan occasionally appearing on the t-shirts or bumper stickers of those who can't handle concepts too big to fit on t-shirts or bumper stickers.

The correct form is "Whom would Jesus have bombed?"; since Jesus was a first-century Jewish nationalist, the most likely answer is, "The Roman Empire."

"Who would Jesus bomb?" was undoubtedly inspired by "What would Jesus do?", a question best answered by "We'll never know. Jesus wouldn't have gotten himself into the mess you're in."
You really look sharp in that 'Who would Jesus bomb?' t-shirt -- NOT!
by Gahmuret June 29, 2006
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Air America

A liberal radio network trying to do on commercial radio what NPR (National Peoplesrepublic Radio) has been doing on the non-commercial end of the FM spectrum since the early 1970's. Ironically, "Air America" has also been the name of the CIA's (Central Intelligence Agency) private airline since 1959.
"Is Air America still around?"

"Which 'Air America' are you talking about?"
by Gahmuret July 13, 2006
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America-hater

An American citizen, invariably by birth, who feels guilty about living in a country so wealthy and full of opportunity that they turn their resentment outward. They are usually spotted by snide or disparaging remarks about capitalism, wealth, the private sector, Republicans, the military, and the Founding Fathers; during wartime, they express sympathy for the enemy.
I knew she was an America-hater when she started dissing Ann Coulter and praising Cindy Sheehan.
by Gahmuret June 25, 2006
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