McCarthyist

In the United States, "McCarthyist" is what liberals call people who openly express anti-communist opinions.

I wrote a report on _The Black Book of Communism_, and my professor called me a McCarthyist.

by Gahmuret June 29, 2006

cooties

A mythical disease carried by young women prior to the September 11, 2001 attacks, replaced since then by skankthrax.

"Bug off, Susie! I don't want your cooties!"

by Gahmuret July 22, 2006

frick

From Andrew Carnegie's partner Henry Clay Frick, whose name became a "dirty word" in southwest Pennsylvania in 1892 after Pinkerton goons, whom Frick had hired, assaulted and murdered striking steel workers in the town of Homestead.

Where the frick are my car keys?

by Gahmuret June 26, 2006

communist

The most extreme form of liberal, a communist is a person who thinks we'd be better off if we stopped living like people and started living like bees or ants instead.

I'm not surprised someone as idealistic as Fredo would turn out to be a communist.

by Gahmuret February 11, 2007

slogan

A short, "catchy" phrase, small enough to fit on a button, t-shirt, or a bumper sticker, usually used as a substitute for thought. Often degenerates into a mantra, usually diffused with facts.

"Here's our slogan: 'When Clinton lied, no one died.'"

"Yes they did. They died in Somalia and Bosnia."

by Gahmuret July 20, 2006

paganazism

The Neo-Pagan fundamentalism. Adherents, known as Paganazis, operate under the delusion that the United States is a Christian theocracy, or that Presiden Bush is a theocrat; additionally, Paganazis frequently living in a debilitating fear about "the Religious Right," which some even call "the Religious Reich".

Despite the fact that no one in America has lost the right to vote or gone to prison for failing to convert to Christianity, Paganazism continues to thrive in the Pagan community.

by Gahmuret June 25, 2006

Barbara Billingsley

b. December 12, 1915. Played June Cleaver on _Leave it to Beaver_ (1957-1963). Had trouble finding work after the show was cancelled due to typecasting, but this worked to her advantage for the producers of the 1980 comedy movie _Airplane!_. Seeing the actress best known for playing the squeaky-clean Mrs. Cleaver speaking "jive" had audiences laughing until they couldn't breathe.

"Barbara Billingsley is still alive? Whoa. . ."

by Gahmuret July 09, 2006