Gahmuret's definitions

pudenda

The Latin word for "shame," some Victorian clown thought it would be a great euphemism for female genitalia, possibly because he felt shame for wanting to see some.

May also have, over time, devolved into "pussy".

"'Pudenda' was Latin for 'shame'?"

"Yes, and 'vagina' meant 'scabbard'. Isn't studying Latin fun?"

by Gahmuret July 4, 2006

four food groups

In elementary and secondary school, we are taught the four food groups: meat, dairy, grain, and fruit/vegetable.

Upon reaching college, we learn that they are really pizza, caffeine, Twinkies, and alcohol.

My mother tried that four food groups crap on me when I was a kid.

by Gahmuret July 3, 2006

the rich

Anyone with more money than you have. They probably got it by stealing it, too; therefore, the government should take it from them, and, after getting their cut, give it back to you and everyone else whom the rich have victimized.

Or so the socialists say. . .

'Tax the rich, not the workers!'

'There you go again, chanting a slogan instead of thinking.'

by Gahmuret July 22, 2006

ho

From the word whore; how the word sounds when used by people who have trouble with the letter R at the end of a word (examples: sure, "sho"; more, "mo"; for, "fo").

"That girl is such a ho."

"If you're going to use sexist names, could you at least pronounce them correctly?"

by Gahmuret July 22, 2006

theocrat

1. An advocate of government by clerics, since God himself hasn't shown up at any meetings in nearly two millenia; not just a disbeliever in the separation of church and state, but someone who wants the church to control the state.

2. What the left often accuses President George W. Bush of being, despite the dearth of evangelicals, let alone clerics, in his cabinet.

If you want real theocrats, go to Iran.

by Gahmuret July 8, 2006

McCarthy

Two United States Senators with very different backgrounds and accomplishments:

1) Joseph McCarthy. Vilified by liberals since the 1950's for his investigations into Communist infiltration of the U.S. government, but was later vindicated when the Russian government released secret KGB documents after the Soviet Union collapsed. "McCarthyism" is named after him.

2) Eugene McCarthy. Ran for the Democratic Party's Presidential nomination in 1968 and opposed the war in Vietnam.

"I'm giving you an 'F' on your paper on Senator McCarthy."

"But, professor, I worked really hard on it!"

"Yes, I know, but you wrote about the wrong one."

by Gahmuret January 23, 2007

John Kerry

Liberal, progressive senator from Massachusetts.

"I'm John Kerry, and I voted for this definition before I voted against it."

by Gahmuret July 9, 2006