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McCarthy

Two United States Senators with very different backgrounds and accomplishments:

1) Joseph McCarthy. Vilified by liberals since the 1950's for his investigations into Communist infiltration of the U.S. government, but was later vindicated when the Russian government released secret KGB documents after the Soviet Union collapsed. "McCarthyism" is named after him.

2) Eugene McCarthy. Ran for the Democratic Party's Presidential nomination in 1968 and opposed the war in Vietnam.
"I'm giving you an 'F' on your paper on Senator McCarthy."

"But, professor, I worked really hard on it!"

"Yes, I know, but you wrote about the wrong one."
by Gahmuret January 23, 2007
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theocrat

1. An advocate of government by clerics, since God himself hasn't shown up at any meetings in nearly two millenia; not just a disbeliever in the separation of church and state, but someone who wants the church to control the state.

2. What the left often accuses President George W. Bush of being, despite the dearth of evangelicals, let alone clerics, in his cabinet.
If you want real theocrats, go to Iran.
by Gahmuret July 8, 2006
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John Kerry

"I'm John Kerry, and I voted for this definition before I voted against it."
by Gahmuret July 9, 2006
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cunt

Turned into a "dirty word" by the Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood (CUNTS), the secret organization behind all feminism and feminazism. Their logic was that if no one was willing to use their acronym for fear of being ostracized, their existence would remain a secret.
"It's bad enough she's a paganazi and a veganazi; does she have to be a cunt, too?"

"Oh my god -- she belongs to the Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood?"
by Gahmuret February 21, 2007
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the rich

Anyone with more money than you have. They probably got it by stealing it, too; therefore, the government should take it from them, and, after getting their cut, give it back to you and everyone else whom the rich have victimized.

Or so the socialists say. . .
'Tax the rich, not the workers!'

'There you go again, chanting a slogan instead of thinking.'
by Gahmuret July 22, 2006
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America sucks

An expression often used by people from other countries who have never been here, or by Americans who have never been anywhere else and think the world owes them a living.
"I've just been told I don't qualify for welfare. America sucks!"
by Gahmuret February 8, 2007
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closed-minded

The opposite of open-minded (DUH-uh!).

Many people are under the mistaken impression that the first person who says "You're just being closed-minded" in a debate is automatically the winner; frequently, the first person who says this has simply run out of facts.

Contrary to popular belief, it's also not always bad to be closed-minded, especially towards ideas which are easily demonstrated to be false or foolish.
I'm very open-minded about space exploration, but I'm very closed-minded about doing a space walk without a spacesuit.
by Gahmuret July 5, 2006
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