Gahmuret's definitions

four food groups

In elementary and secondary school, we are taught the four food groups: meat, dairy, grain, and fruit/vegetable.

Upon reaching college, we learn that they are really pizza, caffeine, Twinkies, and alcohol.

My mother tried that four food groups crap on me when I was a kid.

by Gahmuret July 3, 2006

pudenda

The Latin word for "shame," some Victorian clown thought it would be a great euphemism for female genitalia, possibly because he felt shame for wanting to see some.

May also have, over time, devolved into "pussy".

"'Pudenda' was Latin for 'shame'?"

"Yes, and 'vagina' meant 'scabbard'. Isn't studying Latin fun?"

by Gahmuret July 4, 2006

Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood

AKA CUNTS, the secret women's -- er, womyn's -- organization for which all feminist organizations are either pawns or fronts. Their only serious adversary is the patriarchal Faithful Union of Christian Knighthood (FUCK), with whom they have struggled since time immemorial.

"Your sister is a cunt, dude."

"Shut up! That's CUNTS, the Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood. And if she finds out you know she's a member, she'll kill you!"

"Huh?"

by Gahmuret July 5, 2006

skankthrax

Mythical post-9/11 disease carried by young girls. Replaces cooties.

"Bug off, Susie! I don't want your skankthrax!

by Gahmuret July 23, 2006

dead white guys

A liberal epithet directed at the men who founded the United States of America. It can also mean anyone from history who made a positive contribution to western civilization.

I don't need to study American history. It's just about a bunch of dead white guys.

In order to be on American money, you have to be a dead white guy.

What did Albert Einstein know? He's just a dead white guy.

by Gahmuret June 27, 2006

open-minded

Possessing the ability to conceive reasonable criteria that would prove one's cherished beliefs to be mistaken, or that would show an idea one finds repulsive to actually be true. Often mistaken for "empty-headed" or "indecisive" by many empty-headed and indecisive people.

1. Chuck's an open-minded guy. He saw Fahrenheit 911 and Fahrenhype 911 before voting in the 2004 election.

2. Liberals like to pretend they're open-minded, but they're every bit as prejudiced as anyone else.

by Gahmuret June 29, 2006

slogan

A short, "catchy" phrase, small enough to fit on a button, t-shirt, or a bumper sticker, usually used as a substitute for thought. Often degenerates into a mantra, usually diffused with facts.

"Here's our slogan: 'When Clinton lied, no one died.'"

"Yes they did. They died in Somalia and Bosnia."

by Gahmuret July 20, 2006