Definitions by Gahmuret
Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood
AKA CUNTS, the secret women's -- er, womyn's -- organization for which all feminist organizations are either pawns or fronts. Their only serious adversary is the patriarchal Faithful Union of Christian Knighthood (FUCK), with whom they have struggled since time immemorial.
"Your sister is a cunt, dude."
"Shut up! That's CUNTS, the Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood. And if she finds out you know she's a member, she'll kill you!"
"Huh?"
"Shut up! That's CUNTS, the Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood. And if she finds out you know she's a member, she'll kill you!"
"Huh?"
closed-minded
The opposite of open-minded (DUH-uh!).
Many people are under the mistaken impression that the first person who says "You're just being closed-minded" in a debate is automatically the winner; frequently, the first person who says this has simply run out of facts.
Contrary to popular belief, it's also not always bad to be closed-minded, especially towards ideas which are easily demonstrated to be false or foolish.
Many people are under the mistaken impression that the first person who says "You're just being closed-minded" in a debate is automatically the winner; frequently, the first person who says this has simply run out of facts.
Contrary to popular belief, it's also not always bad to be closed-minded, especially towards ideas which are easily demonstrated to be false or foolish.
I'm very open-minded about space exploration, but I'm very closed-minded about doing a space walk without a spacesuit.
closed-minded by Gahmuret July 5, 2006
Barbara Olson
Ann Coulter's friend and mentor, also an author and television "talking head". Ms Olson died on September 11, 2001 when the plane she was on was hijacked and slammed into the Pentagon, belying the widespread liberal myth that Ms Coulter didn't lose anyone dear to her that day (Ms Coulter has been increasingly shrill and combative, especially on the subject of Islam, ever since).
Barbara Olson by Gahmuret July 4, 2006
pudenda
The Latin word for "shame," some Victorian clown thought it would be a great euphemism for female genitalia, possibly because he felt shame for wanting to see some.
May also have, over time, devolved into "pussy".
May also have, over time, devolved into "pussy".
four food groups
In elementary and secondary school, we are taught the four food groups: meat, dairy, grain, and fruit/vegetable.
Upon reaching college, we learn that they are really pizza, caffeine, Twinkies, and alcohol.
Upon reaching college, we learn that they are really pizza, caffeine, Twinkies, and alcohol.
four food groups by Gahmuret July 3, 2006
National Peoplesrepublic Radio
The primary radio source of liberal propaganda in the United States.
Unlike its commercial imitator, Air America, National Peoplesrepublic Radio (NPR, alias "National Public Radio") knows there isn't enough demand for its services to make it commerically viable (the extreme left being a tiny minority in the United States). Therefore, it will continue to function on donations, government subsidies, and grants from large corporations. Many of these corporations are involved in industries which the audience detests, proving Lenin's point about capitalists selling the ropes which will be used in their hangings.
Unlike its commercial imitator, Air America, National Peoplesrepublic Radio (NPR, alias "National Public Radio") knows there isn't enough demand for its services to make it commerically viable (the extreme left being a tiny minority in the United States). Therefore, it will continue to function on donations, government subsidies, and grants from large corporations. Many of these corporations are involved in industries which the audience detests, proving Lenin's point about capitalists selling the ropes which will be used in their hangings.
At least National Peoplesrepublic Radio has decent music programming, which is more than I can say for Air America. You also can bet on being within range of a National Peoplesrepublic Radio station, too.
National Peoplesrepublic Radio by Gahmuret July 2, 2006
open-minded
Possessing the ability to conceive reasonable criteria that would prove one's cherished beliefs to be mistaken, or that would show an idea one finds repulsive to actually be true. Often mistaken for "empty-headed" or "indecisive" by many empty-headed and indecisive people.
1. Chuck's an open-minded guy. He saw Fahrenheit 911 and Fahrenhype 911 before voting in the 2004 election.
2. Liberals like to pretend they're open-minded, but they're every bit as prejudiced as anyone else.
2. Liberals like to pretend they're open-minded, but they're every bit as prejudiced as anyone else.
open-minded by Gahmuret June 29, 2006