nose nosh

The mucus some people are fond of digging out and promptly eating it, hot from the nose.

I watched the idle taxi driver enjoying a meal of nose nosh while he was waiting for a call.

by Gadget King January 18, 2011

sCRAPnel

The pieces of crap clinging to the side of the toilet bowl during heavy bowel movements.

After a fit of diarrhea, the side of the toilet was plastered with sCRAPnel

by Gadget King November 17, 2011

gadgefobia

The fear of buying a new gadget, not knowing how it works.

The old lady rather settled for a manual can opener, as she had an attack of gadgefobia when the sales person insisted on giving her a demonstration

by Gadget King January 17, 2011

tongue tanner

Descriptive of a person, normally a female, who cannot stop talking. She normally takes over a conversation and acts like she is an expert on the subject.
The tongue sometimes appears to be suntanned.

Jenny is such a nice person otherwise, pity she is a tongue tanner.

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

Noising

The act of people causing a nuisance or making a noise.

I could not hear the TV, as the children were noising too much.

by Gadget King January 14, 2011

Gadgetating

The process of walking around in malls, looking for gadgets to buy.

It is easy to see when a person is GADGETATING, because he picks up everything and studies it.

by Gadget King January 14, 2011