Definitions by Gabe Maese
ohio freight train
After a female completes performance of oral sex upon a male, the male withdraws and jabs his penis into her eye socket, causing acute pain to the woman and extreme amusement to the man.
ohio freight train by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006
Angry Muslim
In sexual intercourse, where the male faces towards the east and shits upon the female's head and shoulders.
I asked this girl if she'd ever seen an angry Muslim. She said no, and I thought, "man, this girl deserves an angry muslim".
Angry Muslim by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006
Sneaky Kamikaze
Where a man is sleeping in bed with morning wood and a woman sneaks up him, running forward and jumping onto his erect penis. If you miss, its anal sex.
Sneaky Kamikaze by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006
Samoan Golf Course
Where the male places his testicles upon the woman's chest, knocking them around until they fall into the female's mouth, like hitting a golf ball into the hole.
Samoan Golf Course by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006
Mongolian Sundae
Where the male shits, cums, and punches the woman in the face and puts in a top hat. After this, he forces the woman to wear it during anal sex.
Mongolian Sundae by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006
Lucky Rabbi
Lucky Rabbi by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006