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Definitions by Gabe Maese

ohio freight train 

After a female completes performance of oral sex upon a male, the male withdraws and jabs his penis into her eye socket, causing acute pain to the woman and extreme amusement to the man.
That bitch was givin' me such a bad blowjob I gave her an ohio freight train, nogga!
ohio freight train by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006

Angry Muslim 

In sexual intercourse, where the male faces towards the east and shits upon the female's head and shoulders.
I asked this girl if she'd ever seen an angry Muslim. She said no, and I thought, "man, this girl deserves an angry muslim".
Angry Muslim by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006

Sneaky Kamikaze 

Where a man is sleeping in bed with morning wood and a woman sneaks up him, running forward and jumping onto his erect penis. If you miss, its anal sex.
This morning I woke up to a sneaky Kamikaze!
Sneaky Kamikaze by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006

Samoan Golf Course 

Where the male places his testicles upon the woman's chest, knocking them around until they fall into the female's mouth, like hitting a golf ball into the hole.
Dude, I took that chick to the Samoan golf course!

Mongolian Sundae 

Where the male shits, cums, and punches the woman in the face and puts in a top hat. After this, he forces the woman to wear it during anal sex.
My wife asked for ice cream so I gave her a Mongolian Sundae.
Mongolian Sundae by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006

Lucky Rabbi 

Where you find a hooker, have sex with her, kill her, and take your money back.
After my Bar'Mitzvah I had a lucky rabbi.
Lucky Rabbi by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006