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gubernatorial

the way Ahhnold pronounces Governer; pigs elected by idiots.
"Ahhl bee bawk to rehpruhzent de stayte o Galivornia in de Goobernatorial 'leckshuns."
by Guess September 22, 2003
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ratfink

a cross between a rat, a fink, and a mouse. This is an odd animal only found in seclusive arounds in western egypt. It evolved quite a bit ago when a natural formation of toxic chemicals spilled on to a fink colony in the ground. The smell atracked rats all over the world to partake in the delicious meal. The finks, only half dead at this time, were consumed by the rats and were absorbed into the rats' DNA due to the nuclear contents of the fink. This disaster was the end to Finks, but the birth of ratfinks. However, this disaster made the rats shun the ratfinks because they were different.
A: Look, a ratfink!
B: What's a ratfink?
A: sigh, a ratfink is a cross between a rat, a fink, and a mouse. This is an odd animal only found in seclusive arounds in western egypt. It evolved quite a bit ago when a natural formation of toxic chemicals spilled on to a fink colony in the ground. The smell atracked rats all over the world to partake in the delicious meal. The finks, only half dead at this time, were consumed by the rats and were absorbed into the rats' DNA due to the nuclear contents of the fink. This disaster was the end to Finks, but the birth of ratfinks. However, this disaster made the rats shun the ratfinks because they were different.

B: I really dont care
by guess December 22, 2004
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Beisan

A beautiful, quiet girl, named after a beautiful quiet town.
"Wow. I wish I could be Beisan"
by Guess September 22, 2003
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gelert

A very confused reindeer, no wonder they are confused, considering what James does to them.
The gelert tried to escape as James attempted to do unspeakable things to it
by guess February 13, 2005
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Fusionrift.com

We have things
by Guess August 18, 2003
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Honkymuma

a feeling you get when you really need the crapper, or when you have an increased amount of tension building up in your abdomen.also known scientifically as gastric friction.
"Rose, are you o.k in there?"
"Yeah, nearly done...honkymuma..."
by guess April 10, 2003
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A.F.I.

My sister's fav band. the lead singer sounds like a girl or a boy going through puberty except 10x worst. Some songs are okay.
Dude, the lead singer of A.F.I. sounds like a girl!
by Guess April 5, 2005
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