GReg's definitions

Niven

A mathematical expression equalling exactly one and one half (1 1/2).

"The plank of wood is niven feet long."

by Greg November 19, 2003

bobsled

When you're doing a girl on the top of the stairs from behind and you randomly grab her arms and put them behind her back and ride her down the stairs.

Felica broke her jaw because I gave her the bobsled last night

by Greg August 22, 2003

Caramon

Influential character in the Dragonlance series of books. Twin brother to Raistlin

Caramon raised the dagger. - Dragonlance - Time of the Twins. Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman.

by Greg April 13, 2004

Squid

S tupid
QU ick
I nevitably
D ead

by Greg June 18, 2003

Pabaah

A conservative organization dedicate to the disintegration of free speech when it takes the form of dissent against republicans, Christians, the government, and especially of George W. Bush. The group is a living example of contradiction in action, wherein they wave the flag of free speech while dedicating their mission to stopping others from the same freedom. See also: paradox, uptight, hateful, oppressive, and moron.

My movie made a fortune because Pabaah made a big stink about it and got me lots of free publicity. Thank god for them and their misguided crusade!

by Greg May 17, 2004

bitties

big ass titties

damn, jenna jameson got some nice bitties

by Greg September 1, 2003

puhleeze

long form of the word "please" said in the way roger rabbit would say it.

"Let me have that cookie"
"no way man"
"puhleeze, you gotta give me a cookie"

by Greg March 15, 2005