GReg's definitions

venezuelan shower

A shower that last less than 3 minutes.

Referencing the 3 minute shower limit by Hugo Chavez.

Quote from Hugo Chavez 'Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink,' he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.'

Scott used all the hot water and I was forced to take a Venezuelan shower.

by GReg April 27, 2014

magarm

Any projectile weapon that uses magnetics to propel a projectile

gauss guns, rail guns (theoretical)

by Greg April 8, 2005

Yonderblown

To be utterly obliterated to the point that you need assistance in your decision making.

I was so yonderblown, I made out with a completely busted girl.

by Greg March 31, 2004

Johannesberg

johannesburg is a city in south africa. was created due to the mining industry. home to words like "poes", "ganja" and "toke"

"ya you poes lets go toke that ganja in your car outside and watch out for the pigs dude." "watch out for that dude standin over there i think he likes your phone bro"

by Greg February 2, 2005

lampshade

What they made out of Cooper's Grandparents.

Helmut! Vere ist the Shylock's vith das tattoes? I vill make Lampshade's out of them!

by Greg February 5, 2004

jaj

shortened version of the korean word for the penis (Jaji / or Chachi).

Tino, don't be such a jaj. Tony, you're such a jaj.

by Greg July 2, 2004

Gaz Coombes

singer dude from Supergrass

oh aye gaz coombes, he'll be your doctor.

by greg April 7, 2005