cuntfart

The sound and smell of a fish after it is caught and brought onboard of a boat, then burps.
Greg was shocked when the tuna on his line performed a cuntfart
by Greg December 26, 2003
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Dick Bag

An insult or name used to describe one who behaves like a douche bag, asshole, or jerk.
1. That guy just tripped me! What a dick bag!

2. Kyle Rudolph
by Greg June 23, 2004
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pessimistic agnosticism

The acceptance that you don't know whether God exists or not, and the acceptance that you don't care.

See also: pessimism, agnosticism
Random guy: Is there a God?

Polytheist: No, there's lots of gods and godesses.
Monotheist: Yes, just the one.
Atheist, No, there aren't any gods.
Agnosticist: I don't know.
Pessimistic agnosticist: I don't know, and I don't care.
Optimistic agnosticism: I don't know, but I really wanna find out.
by Greg March 20, 2005
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A phrase shouted following a moment of absolute rockitude, like a giant robot punching another giant robot through a building. Best performed with furious air guitar and a hair-metal screech.
"Dude! That giant robot just got punched through a building by another giant robot!"

"SOLAR POWERED LASERBEAM GUITAR!!!"
by Greg September 10, 2005
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Paint Chips

A fun snack, especially for children that are products of inter-family realationships and philip.
Cletis' son love to eat paint chips.
by Greg December 05, 2003
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cashers mashers

hey, do you mind if we stop by a cashers mashers? I'm needing some cashish.
by greg July 16, 2008
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Kaniver

A person (F1) who, when in a friendship, plots against one of his friends (F2) with another friend (F3). They (F1 & F3) exclude the second friend (F2) from activities like going to someone's house, to parties, or to any location that it is possible to enjoy oneself.

Also describes a person who talks behind his friend's back. See Gossip.

Kanive (adj.), Kaniving (v.)
Matt: Greg and Corey rented Dynasty Warriors 5 and played it without me. They are Kanivers.
by Greg April 19, 2005
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