Blue Whale Cock

The largest dick of any animal. The Blue Whale Cock can measure 8 feet 5 inches and have a 3 foot girth. The Blue Whale cock is so big that if you were to suck its cum blast it would blow you 2 miles across the ocean. Its dick weights anywhere from 1 to 2 tons. So for all you ladies that love big ones, let a blue whale dick you down ;)

Wow, what is that big seal on the bottom of that whale?

That is not a seal, that is a Blue Whale Cock

Woah, that's fucking huge

I know right!!! Biggest in the animal kingdom

by GM123 July 29, 2016

cock smack

when a male remove his dick from his pants and gets in the posistion to strike someone usually in the face with it . this is used as a sexual domination tactic or a form of athuority .

mike - (remove dick and cracks cindy in head with it )
cindy - damn i just got cock smacked

mike - fuck yeah you did

by GM123 February 11, 2012

what would you do for a klondike bar?

A inside joke questioning what one would so for an Klondike Bar ice cream product. Sometimes used as a sexual double entendre or Euphemism of some sort. Implying that a Klondike Bar is so good that someone would be willing to do sexual favors to obtain one. What would you do for a Klondike bar is pretty much questioning if someone would go down on you or have sex with you for one. Often used by Men on their girlfriends as a sexual advancement or for a funny laugh at college frat parties.

Ashley- Hey Babe, Can I have a Klondike Bar?
Mike- What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- I dunno, what do I need to do ;)?
Mike- Would you give head for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- Yeah :D
Mike- Well I got 2 Klondike bars, Will you do Anal for 2?
Ashley- Make it 3 babe ;)

College frat party joking version

Brad- Yo bruh I got Klondike bars
Steve- What did you do to get em ahhaahahaha
Brad- I went down on your aunt.
Steve- Not cool man, she passed away
Brad- I know, that was the gross part.

by GM123 April 21, 2016

Worm with a Perm

A simile used to refer to ones Penis. The Penis being the worm, the pubic hairs being the Perm. A Perm is an afro like curly hair style mostly popularized in the mid to late 70s. Worn by celebrities such as Prince and Lorde. A worm with a Perm refers to the penis being similar to a worm with a Perm hair style. Worm with a Perm is liable to spit if choked and is also an endangered species in some states.

Eric- I showed her the Worm with a Perm
Carl- Woah, what did she say?
Eric- She gasped and fondled it.

by GM123 July 18, 2016

Man Chowder

A helping of cum, comparing the white chunky viscosity of a fresh homemade clam chowder to the chunky white texture of one's sperm.

Mark- I filled that girl's mouth with about 2 pints of my hot man chowder
Lou- Damn dude. You lucky prick. She is a straight 10/10
Cindy- What are you guy's talking about?
Mark- Oh, just that time you drank my man chowder. 2 pints of it to be exact.

Cindy- Oh lol, I loved it to. Got some on my sun dress and had to buy a new one.

by GM123 January 27, 2017

guitar hero

a reason for nerds to act like rockstars .

blavin clavin e got to play me rockstar vitia game . horay guitar hero

by GM123 January 16, 2009

Fall River Massachusetts

Fall River, MA is a city along the East Coast of the United States. Part of a collection of cities known as New England. Popular for an 1800s Axe Murderer and a World War II battleship. The city has since fallen from its golden days of being one of the textile capitals of the world in early 1900s and being among the top ten industrial cities to being 43rd in crime, and ranked 5 on USA Today's worst cities to live in as of 2016. The city has an annual race between its Homeless rate, Its Unemployment rate, and its crime rate. Crime rate typically wins. The drug troubles have plagued the city at an alarming rate. Although violent and often ghetto. The city diversifies itself with great places to eat. The food in Fall River is incredible. Mostly due to the cultural diversity of the town. From Portuguese to Spanish, To African American cosine the city has different sections that have you covered. Even some amazing Lebanese meat pie places like Sam's and Mario's will be sure to make you happy. In terms of food the town is incredible. The town is divided among a Flint area which is filled with Portuguese natives along with a lot of urban crowds. The Portuguese natives hold annual feasts and have set up meat markets along Alden St. Also a Highlands area where the lawyers and slightly more upper class live and the South end where the African Americans and the Spanish tend to live.

Louis- Hey Carl, want to go to the Portuguese feast down alden st and get some great food and see everyone.
Carl- Yeah sure buddy, lets go get some chourico sandwhiches.
Louis- Gotta love it in Fall River Massachusetts

by GM123 July 18, 2016