Definitions by GIRTHQUAKE72
bitchasaurus maximus
The highest level of bitch on the grand scale of bitchery. One step above the feared bitchasaurus rex. This top of the feeding chart level bitch, will make you cry and then laugh at you. Being revengeful and vindictive are her positive traits. Her main purpose in life, besides caring about her selfish self, is to push you away and hurt you deep. beady rat eyes are almost always present.
1. I didn’t know the bitchasaurus maximus was still in existence till I met your GF last week.
2. You are such a sweet guy Bruce, how do you put up with that bitchasaurus maximus in your life? The sex can’t be that good......
2. You are such a sweet guy Bruce, how do you put up with that bitchasaurus maximus in your life? The sex can’t be that good......
bitchasaurus maximus by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019
BitchaRita
A strong serving of Booze, bitch, and Extra sour baditude with a salty rim that makes your face pucker in disappointment and or disgust.
1. I can’t believe that your GF served up such a strong batch of her BitchaRita last weekend. What a Self absorbed Hoe.
2. Some one please cut him off, he has had enough BitchaRitas tonight.
2. Some one please cut him off, he has had enough BitchaRitas tonight.
BitchaRita by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019
beady rat eyes
The Shadiest, and most deceiving and evil of all beady eye strains. Extremely conniving and very ill willed. Revengeful and Vindictive.
1. You can always tell what that Ice Queens intentions are, just by looking at her beady rat eyes.
2. I suggest you tuck your balls, and cover your heart, because those beady rat eyes your GF has when she wants revenge or is being vindictive, are scary as fuck.
3. The eyes tell everything, and when a female has beady rat eyes like George W Bush, run for your life brother.
2. I suggest you tuck your balls, and cover your heart, because those beady rat eyes your GF has when she wants revenge or is being vindictive, are scary as fuck.
3. The eyes tell everything, and when a female has beady rat eyes like George W Bush, run for your life brother.
beady rat eyes by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 16, 2019
girth intruder
A person that violates ones personal space, orifice, or body cavity with a stunningly massive thick dick GirthWorm GirthusMaximus
I was minding my own business, and my BF got drunk and kept wanting to play girth intruder with my ass all weekend, like he was back in jail or something.
girth intruder by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019
Chore Bore Whore
Female that complains about sex being a chore with her man, when her bore factor is the real reason her man is a chore to finish.
Her whore comes from the fact that she is only acting and portraying this personality because she has the groundwork laid with a new crush.
She repeats the same relationship cycle every year and a half, and once her bitch custurd is flowing.....she lets the games begin. She also frequently uses the headache or tired excuse to not do her chores. Most likely never did chores ever, since her mom did everything while she played Video games and was a angsty little brat.
Her whore comes from the fact that she is only acting and portraying this personality because she has the groundwork laid with a new crush.
She repeats the same relationship cycle every year and a half, and once her bitch custurd is flowing.....she lets the games begin. She also frequently uses the headache or tired excuse to not do her chores. Most likely never did chores ever, since her mom did everything while she played Video games and was a angsty little brat.
That’s it for me and the Chore Bore Whore I can’t listen to her unaccountability and blame shifting any more, it’s time to ...... bore it off
Chore Bore Whore by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019
s.u.r.g.e.r.y.
My s.u.r.g.e.r.y. EX GF even surprised me with how cold "and could care less" about the fact that i have surgery and will be going under the knife. She is really bringing that kardashian level bitch act to a whole new level and her Kardashian Syndrome is very apparent.
s.u.r.g.e.r.y. by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019
Oral Mastery
When one is so good with their mouth, tongue, and lips that they deliver non stop orgasms and never ending pleasure when performing oral sex, and give goosebumps and thoughts of procreation when they kiss others. They have the power to control one's thoughts and actions with their high level of Oral Skills. For females, finding a male with this priceless amount of oral talent, is the same as finding the Holy Grail.
I am so torn between being honest with my BF, or just leading him on more.......because his {Oral Mastery is just life changing.
My hot blonde friend Alyssa, said that Bruce licked her pussy better than you ever did Deb, and she said what dolt would not marry that Italian Stallion for his Oral Mastery alone?
Oh honey you better keep him happy, and be sweet to him, because with his level of Oral Mastery, he will get and can have any woman he wants. Im dripping wet just talking about him and that 360 Clit Lick i keep hearing about from your roommate and your friends.
My hot blonde friend Alyssa, said that Bruce licked her pussy better than you ever did Deb, and she said what dolt would not marry that Italian Stallion for his Oral Mastery alone?
Oh honey you better keep him happy, and be sweet to him, because with his level of Oral Mastery, he will get and can have any woman he wants. Im dripping wet just talking about him and that 360 Clit Lick i keep hearing about from your roommate and your friends.
Oral Mastery by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019