GIR needs rehab's definitions

Averageness

A word that can substitute when you can't think of an answer to a question of creativity.

Name something interesting about yourself.
Sidney: Uh, my averageness?

by GIR needs rehab October 17, 2008

The Motley Crue

Taken from the spelling of the awesome rock band Motley Crue, a group of people in my school that I am classified in. It consists of people otherwise known as the Misfits. There are people who get in trouble a lot, people who are weird and do weird things, random people, the whorish people that no one else likes but the TMC does, and the people who are pretty go-with-the flow unless you piss them off (that would be me). Also includes any other types of people who are so small in numbers that they aren't counted as their own group. Does not include anyone with a mental disability that qualifies them for Special Ed.

Preppy Bitch: Yeah, like, Oh my gosh. We were just like standing around and talking about our boyfriends when The Motley Crue showed up and just started talking about random stupid things. When we said something they got all mad (Haha, that would be me right there) and they told us that if we didn't shut up they would slit our throats with our own fake nails. Yeah, like whatever!

by GIR needs rehab October 16, 2008

Plen

An ink pen that had dried out and/or become useless and obsolete. Also see plencil

Rick: Dude, why won't this pen work?!
Mick: Prolly because it is now a plen.

by GIR needs rehab October 16, 2008

Chipopher

A cross between a chipmunk and a gopher. Fur is spikey but smooth. Imaginated animal created by a friend of a friend.

Bob: If you could be any animal what would it be and why?
Rob: A chipopher, since no one has spotted one yet.

by GIR needs rehab October 15, 2008

Mojo Biscuit

Smoking pot and in a time frame of between 3-6 hours later, smoke crack. Similar to a speedball.

Jake: Dude, why are you so fucked up today?
Dane: Sorry man, I just had a mojo biscuit.

by GIR needs rehab October 15, 2008

Plencil

A lead pencil, colored pencil, or any kind of pencil that has run out of graphite lead and has become useless. Also see plen

Bob: Dude, I'm out of lead. Can you give me some?
Rob: No, I don't have anymore than what I'm using. You are just stuck with a plencil for now.

by GIR needs rehab October 16, 2008

Rocket Day

An unofficial holiday that falls on November 13th. My friend and I thought of it in Home Economics when we were doing something with holidays and the only one left to choose was boring old Labor Day. The day is basically about celebrating the invention of the rocket ship.

Greg: Dude, you wanna go huntin'?
Doug: Naw, I'll stay home for Rocket Day.

by GIR needs rehab October 16, 2008