GIR needs rehab's definitions

Chipopher

A cross between a chipmunk and a gopher. Fur is spikey but smooth. Imaginated animal created by a friend of a friend.

Bob: If you could be any animal what would it be and why?
Rob: A chipopher, since no one has spotted one yet.

by GIR needs rehab October 15, 2008

Averageness

A word that can substitute when you can't think of an answer to a question of creativity.

Name something interesting about yourself.
Sidney: Uh, my averageness?

by GIR needs rehab October 17, 2008

Wangis

Opposite to weenis. When he strech your arm out with the weenis on the bottom.

Sherry: *points to elbow* this is your weenis.
Mary: Yeah....
Sherry: *streches arm out and points to "elbowpit"* And this is your wangis.
Mary: Awesome!

by GIR needs rehab October 15, 2008

Noodlesnatcher

One that steals information from someone else and tells people that the first person originally wanted to tell. Noodle being brain and snatcher being stealing.

Daisee: Did you hear who Katie is going out with?
Maisee: You noodlesnatcher, I wanted to tell them!

by GIR needs rehab October 15, 2008

Mojo Biscuit

Smoking pot and in a time frame of between 3-6 hours later, smoke crack. Similar to a speedball.

Jake: Dude, why are you so fucked up today?
Dane: Sorry man, I just had a mojo biscuit.

by GIR needs rehab October 15, 2008

Plen

An ink pen that had dried out and/or become useless and obsolete. Also see plencil

Rick: Dude, why won't this pen work?!
Mick: Prolly because it is now a plen.

by GIR needs rehab October 16, 2008

Plencil

A lead pencil, colored pencil, or any kind of pencil that has run out of graphite lead and has become useless. Also see plen

Bob: Dude, I'm out of lead. Can you give me some?
Rob: No, I don't have anymore than what I'm using. You are just stuck with a plencil for now.

by GIR needs rehab October 16, 2008