GDDPHD's definitions

Split-tails

A slang term for women in general, wherein it references the body's rear end cheeks together with a females labia and vaginal lips to form one continual "split" from front waist to read waist.. Males do not share this anatomical characteristic.

My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.

by GDDPHD February 23, 2015

mutt-snatch

Female genitals that are a mixed bag of attributes: a melange of colors, various lengths of hairs, and generally unkempt and messy appearance.

A typical mutt-snatch can deter any sexual advance

by GDDPHD June 8, 2017

Uber-fuckin

The act of fucking an uber driver regardless whether the driver is on or off the clock.

After the baseball game, I dabbled in some uber-fuckin as my driver was not only hot but very willing to play around

by GDDPHD May 31, 2016

tina bunnies

hallucinations of seeing human figures out of the corner of one's eyes after being awake too long and overstimulated; used as a more Politically-correct and less evasive term than "shadow people", which immediately suggests hallucination to the listener.

i swear the tina bunnies were acting up last night. I kept thinking there were like four people in my bedroom when i was alone!

by GDDPHD May 13, 2016

Shitmuck

A collection of bad luck, bad choices, and devastated outlooks in ones life that combine into an overall waste of energy

Today I saw just how deep into the shitmuck of corporate culture one has to go to get ahead.

by GDDPHD July 29, 2017

Dorkativity

Activities that are not cool in any way and that often are associated with academics or hobbies

Arranging flowers in a vase according to their size and color for an hour is an example of a dorkativity.

by GDDPHD April 23, 2017

Helpativity

The act of helping someone

Good samaritans always practice helpativity.

by GDDPHD April 23, 2017