tina bunnies

hallucinations of seeing human figures out of the corner of one's eyes after being awake too long and overstimulated; used as a more Politically-correct and less evasive term than "shadow people", which immediately suggests hallucination to the listener.

i swear the tina bunnies were acting up last night. I kept thinking there were like four people in my bedroom when i was alone!

by GDDPHD May 13, 2016

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fuck-treading

when one is testing, in a dangerous way, sexual boundaries that could put them in harm's way.

seriously you are fuck-treading on thin ice, bedding the neighbor's daughter when he is out of town.

by GDDPHD May 14, 2016

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it's a jeep thing

the answer from a jeep owner to a non-jeep owner when asked by the non-jeep owner why there is a tight emotional bond between two jeep owners that excludes other car owners.

Person 1: "Why did you just wave at that guy in the jeep?"
Person 2: "it's a jeep thing; you wouldn't understand." Smirks to himself

by GDDPHD February 21, 2015

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Captain-crunch mouth

the post-eating phenomenon where one's mouth hurts and might bleed due to scraping of the sharp Captain Crunch cereal against the gums and roof of the mouth during mastication. The Cereal even after soaking in milk can stay sharp and lacerate gums if eaten hurriedly.

You need to watch out for Captain-Crunch mouth if you are engaging in oral sex and are at risk for STD infection.

by GDDPHD February 21, 2015

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Split-tails

A slang term for women in general, wherein it references the body's rear end cheeks together with a females labia and vaginal lips to form one continual "split" from front waist to read waist.. Males do not share this anatomical characteristic.

My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.

by GDDPHD February 23, 2015

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