Definitions by GDDPHD

Uber-fuckin 

The act of fucking an uber driver regardless whether the driver is on or off the clock.

After the baseball game, I dabbled in some uber-fuckin as my driver was not only hot but very willing to play around

Uber-fuckin by GDDPHD May 31, 2016

fuck-treading

when one is testing, in a dangerous way, sexual boundaries that could put them in harm's way.

seriously you are fuck-treading on thin ice, bedding the neighbor's daughter when he is out of town.

fuck-treading by GDDPHD May 14, 2016

cockwalk 

the act of pacing around inside a location, such as at a bathouse or other male-heavy sex club, for the purpose of showing off one's physique and genital size by, gathering attention by signifying your availability for sex, choosing one or more sex partners, and/or comparing yourself against competing men in the same space.

After i finished with that red-headed guy, it was time to take a cockwalk to check out the new inventory of men that had arrived within the past hour.

cockwalk by GDDPHD May 13, 2016

tina bunnies 

hallucinations of seeing human figures out of the corner of one's eyes after being awake too long and overstimulated; used as a more Politically-correct and less evasive term than "shadow people", which immediately suggests hallucination to the listener.

i swear the tina bunnies were acting up last night. I kept thinking there were like four people in my bedroom when i was alone!

tina bunnies by GDDPHD May 13, 2016

Split-tails 

A slang term for women in general, wherein it references the body's rear end cheeks together with a females labia and vaginal lips to form one continual "split" from front waist to read waist.. Males do not share this anatomical characteristic.

My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.

Split-tails by GDDPHD February 23, 2015

it's a jeep thing 

the answer from a jeep owner to a non-jeep owner when asked by the non-jeep owner why there is a tight emotional bond between two jeep owners that excludes other car owners.

Person 1: "Why did you just wave at that guy in the jeep?"
Person 2: "it's a jeep thing; you wouldn't understand." Smirks to himself

it's a jeep thing by GDDPHD February 21, 2015

Captain-crunch mouth 

the post-eating phenomenon where one's mouth hurts and might bleed due to scraping of the sharp Captain Crunch cereal against the gums and roof of the mouth during mastication. The Cereal even after soaking in milk can stay sharp and lacerate gums if eaten hurriedly.

You need to watch out for Captain-Crunch mouth if you are engaging in oral sex and are at risk for STD infection.

Captain-crunch mouth by GDDPHD February 21, 2015