After the baseball game, I dabbled in some uber-fuckin as my driver was not only hot but very willing to play around
by GDDPHD May 31, 2016
A collection of bad luck, bad choices, and devastated outlooks in ones life that combine into an overall waste of energy
by GDDPHD July 29, 2017
A slang term for women in general, wherein it references the body's rear end cheeks together with a females labia and vaginal lips to form one continual "split" from front waist to read waist.. Males do not share this anatomical characteristic.
My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.
by GDDPHD February 24, 2015
the post-eating phenomenon where one's mouth hurts and might bleed due to scraping of the sharp Captain Crunch cereal against the gums and roof of the mouth during mastication. The Cereal even after soaking in milk can stay sharp and lacerate gums if eaten hurriedly.
You need to watch out for Captain-Crunch mouth if you are engaging in oral sex and are at risk for STD infection.
by GDDPHD February 21, 2015
Arranging flowers in a vase according to their size and color for an hour is an example of a dorkativity.
by GDDPHD April 24, 2017
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by GDDPHD April 24, 2017