urbanify

To change an environment from being rural to something more heavily populated by humans.

After Lewis and Clark, humans had to urbanify America to spread from the Atlantic to the Pacific.

by G. Thomas November 25, 2009

bimbonic

1) Adjective: Resembling a bimbo.
2) Adverb: Performed in an airheaded fashion.

1) She's too into clothing -- she is sooo bimbonic!
2) It is bimbonic to want to name your children Barbie and Ken.

by G. Thomas August 28, 2006

Church of the DVD

Refers to the technique that avid moviegoers wish to view films under in their livingroom. Includes having zero light reflections in the television set, thus having zero lights on that could result in this.

Term coined by "Father Jim".

He wants to watch yet another movie... Time for the Church of the DVD again!

by G. Thomas May 31, 2008

significize

To make significant; to cause to become relevant or prominent. Pronounced as either sig-NIF-ih-kyz or sig-NIF-ih-size.

Winning an Oscar significized Marisa Tomei's career. Or, at least it should have...

by G. Thomas December 16, 2006

flamish

Resembling a flame, either in color or physical structure. Can include plasmatic constant change.

Her painting was composed of red and orange strokes; it was very flamish.

by G. Thomas September 22, 2006

Garett Logic

An illogical style of connecting unrelated ideas that can still make sense to the idea generator. This lack of logic can also be used purely for the amusement of confusing others.

"No, you can't go to the beach just because you brushed your teeth. Stop using Garett logic."

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006

Whack in the Crack

Slang for Jack in the Box.

"I want a Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Whack in the Crack."

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006