G-Union 2's definitions

Simon Dean

(N.) A faux Fitness Guru who is really an amateur WWe Wrestler who insults Fat Americans and tries to convince (and sometimes threaten) them to buy his overly pricey "Simon System" Weight Loss Products. (Guaranteed Results in 90 Days Flat! Or Your Money Back!) (He's in leagues with that jeans bitch, Natalia! It's Publicity Stunt Insanity in 2004!)

Simon Dean is a Douche Bag, but he's a Correct one, at least.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

Jack and Bobby

(N.) A WB melodrama (That replaced The WB's Angel) that chronicles the life of a young boy who will become President of the United States in 2041. It's.... meh.

Only The WB can combine Politics and Sluts drunkenly making out at rave Party.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Crap Factory

(N.) A Springfield Elamentary School slang term for "Stomach."

Nelson punched Bart in the stomach because he called his "Gut" his "Tummy", when he was supposed to say "Crap Factory".

by G-Union 2 September 11, 2004

Snoop Latin

(N.) the retarded way Snoop Dogg speaks, which is similar to Pig Latin. It involves putting an "Izzle" at the second syllable of the second-to-last word in a sentence and an "Fizzle" to replace the last word in a sentence.

Shit=Shizzle
Dogg=Doggizzle
Ass=Assizzle
Fish=Fishizzle
Cock=Cockizzle
Chicken=Chickizzle

Jessica: "Yo, I'm going up to the Gymizzle to work on my Bicizzles and my Deltizzles, right before I go to my Pilatfizzles class."

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Father of the Pride

(N.) Another Word for "Canceled by November."

(see, Jake 2.0 and Method and Red.)

Just because soemthing is "All 3D Lookin'" like Shrek, doesn't mean the writing will be Emmy-Worthy.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Ugly Duckling Syndrome

A Girl who grew up all her life unattractive until High School or College when she then "Blossomed" into a really hot girl. Unlike naturally pretty girls though, her self-esteem is pretty low (As it'll almost permanently be for life) but, she has a good heart, personality, and soul because that's all she could afford to have when she was unattractive. Also, any girl with UDS, will go out with any guy cause to her "Looks Doesn't Matter. As long as they have a good Sense of Humor." As long as they never realize that they're a Ten, they'll always be humbled and down to earth.

A girl with the Ugly Duckling Syndrome or UDS, is The Perfect Catch! She's a Perfect 10 both in and out and she'll do whatever you want her to do! She'll date anybody and could never do anything wrong to you because to her, she's lucky just to have you!

by G-Union 2 August 2, 2004

BWE

(N.) The Acronym for Best Week Ever, a Nostalgic Clip/News show that airs on VH1, Friday Nights at 11:00pm.

"Best Week Ever: Why Be Book Smart?" (wub woot.)

Before "Best Week Ever," I wouldn't have known that after women have sex with Tommy Lee, they're gigantic or that owning anything by Joss Stone means you are a Corporate Slave of VH1.

by G-Union 2 November 24, 2004