G-Union 2's definitions

Jack and Bobby

(N.) A WB melodrama (That replaced The WB's Angel) that chronicles the life of a young boy who will become President of the United States in 2041. It's.... meh.

Only The WB can combine Politics and Sluts drunkenly making out at rave Party.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Simon Dean

(N.) A faux Fitness Guru who is really an amateur WWe Wrestler who insults Fat Americans and tries to convince (and sometimes threaten) them to buy his overly pricey "Simon System" Weight Loss Products. (Guaranteed Results in 90 Days Flat! Or Your Money Back!) (He's in leagues with that jeans bitch, Natalia! It's Publicity Stunt Insanity in 2004!)

Simon Dean is a Douche Bag, but he's a Correct one, at least.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

Snoop Latin

(N.) the retarded way Snoop Dogg speaks, which is similar to Pig Latin. It involves putting an "Izzle" at the second syllable of the second-to-last word in a sentence and an "Fizzle" to replace the last word in a sentence.

Shit=Shizzle
Dogg=Doggizzle
Ass=Assizzle
Fish=Fishizzle
Cock=Cockizzle
Chicken=Chickizzle

Jessica: "Yo, I'm going up to the Gymizzle to work on my Bicizzles and my Deltizzles, right before I go to my Pilatfizzles class."

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Crap Factory

(N.) A Springfield Elamentary School slang term for "Stomach."

Nelson punched Bart in the stomach because he called his "Gut" his "Tummy", when he was supposed to say "Crap Factory".

by G-Union 2 September 11, 2004

Father of the Pride

(N.) Another Word for "Canceled by November."

(see, Jake 2.0 and Method and Red.)

Just because soemthing is "All 3D Lookin'" like Shrek, doesn't mean the writing will be Emmy-Worthy.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.

"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed

by G-Union 2 July 31, 2004

Diva

A Giant-Ego, Bitchy, High Maintenance woman who abosoultely must have everything her way no matter what and sees Blue Collar people as scum.-

The Three Biggest Divas of all time are Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, and Sharon Stone. (VERY picky) -

by G-Union 2 August 9, 2004