G-Union 2's definitions

Flatso

(N.) An Overweight Adult Female who's a Member of the "Itty Bitty Titty Committee." Usually UGLY and SMELLY, these broads are the worst (and usually fattest) of the Bertha Bovine family.

Mrs. Hunt is a Flatso.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

Alan Parson's Project

(N.) Dr. Evil's Favorite Band from the Mid-Seventies.

"Since this satelite was developed by Dr. Alan Parsons, we shall call this... The Alan Parsons Project!"

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Winona Ryder

(N.) The name that will always be a synonym for "Beautiful Cleptomaniac." Her thievery (Ever notice how hard it is to spell that word?) skills could use some work, though.

I Salute Winona Ryder for her thievery! Winona Ryder, you are a Clepto like us.

by G-Union 2 September 11, 2004

Diva

A Giant-Ego, Bitchy, High Maintenance woman who abosoultely must have everything her way no matter what and sees Blue Collar people as scum.-

The Three Biggest Divas of all time are Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, and Sharon Stone. (VERY picky) -

by G-Union 2 August 9, 2004

Father of the Pride

(N.) Another Word for "Canceled by November."

(see, Jake 2.0 and Method and Red.)

Just because soemthing is "All 3D Lookin'" like Shrek, doesn't mean the writing will be Emmy-Worthy.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.

"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed

by G-Union 2 July 31, 2004

Ugly Duckling Syndrome

A Girl who grew up all her life unattractive until High School or College when she then "Blossomed" into a really hot girl. Unlike naturally pretty girls though, her self-esteem is pretty low (As it'll almost permanently be for life) but, she has a good heart, personality, and soul because that's all she could afford to have when she was unattractive. Also, any girl with UDS, will go out with any guy cause to her "Looks Doesn't Matter. As long as they have a good Sense of Humor." As long as they never realize that they're a Ten, they'll always be humbled and down to earth.

A girl with the Ugly Duckling Syndrome or UDS, is The Perfect Catch! She's a Perfect 10 both in and out and she'll do whatever you want her to do! She'll date anybody and could never do anything wrong to you because to her, she's lucky just to have you!

by G-Union 2 August 2, 2004