G-Union 2's definitions

Winona Ryder

(N.) The name that will always be a synonym for "Beautiful Cleptomaniac." Her thievery (Ever notice how hard it is to spell that word?) skills could use some work, though.

I Salute Winona Ryder for her thievery! Winona Ryder, you are a Clepto like us.

by G-Union 2 September 11, 2004

Flatso

(N.) An Overweight Adult Female who's a Member of the "Itty Bitty Titty Committee." Usually UGLY and SMELLY, these broads are the worst (and usually fattest) of the Bertha Bovine family.

Mrs. Hunt is a Flatso.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

ME SO SOLLY!

(N.) Krusty the Klown's favorite catchphrase to insult Asian American people.

I'll have you know I'm 1/8th Chinese (Okay, No I'm Not) and that is very insulting to me! (Okay, No It Isn't)

by G-Union 2 September 11, 2004

Method and Red

(N.) To quote Comic Book Guy, "WORST. SHOW. EVER."

(Well, at least on FOX. There is "Just Shoot Me" and "Girlfriends" gunning for that prized title.)

Even Paris Hilton had better Acting Range than Method and Red.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

NFL

A 4 Hour Commercial, with some occasional Football inbetween.

Hey! I just saw a new Taco Bell Burrito being advertised during the NFL, right before their brief break to some lame Football stuff.

by G-Union 2 August 2, 2004

Fat Fuck

(N.) An obese individual who weighs over 100 pounds their Target Ideal weight.

Bonecrusher and Kirstie Alley are some fat fucks.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

Generation Next

The generation of children that follows Generation X, whom are people born between the Late 60's to the Early 80's. (1965 to 1980)
Generation Next thereby is anyone born between the Late 80's to Mid 90's. (1980-1995) We are called Generation Next because we are the youth that goes into the Next Millenium and will be the first to have all the advantages of the Jetsons-Like "High Tech" Age, better known as "The Future", where there are robots and flying cars and such, not that much of this will probably be true.

Preceeding "Generation Next" is "Generation Y", the 1995-2010 Youth who I Really feel sorry for. Today, tehy're biggest role models are Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff, and they're best childhood cartoon is... Yu-Gi-Oh! (terrible!) Not to mention, they'll be the ones who'll have to fight in the Highly-Anticipated World War III: Rise of the Machines.

by G-Union 2 September 3, 2004