Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.

"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed

by G-Union 2 July 31, 2004

Method and Red

(N.) To quote Comic Book Guy, "WORST. SHOW. EVER."

(Well, at least on FOX. There is "Just Shoot Me" and "Girlfriends" gunning for that prized title.)

Even Paris Hilton had better Acting Range than Method and Red.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Snow White

(N.) A Racist Bitch who should be killed for her numerous Hate Crimes in the fifties.

Fuck her and her Seven Dwarfs. What kind of S&M Shit is that anyway? Seven Dwarfs...

by G-Union 2 November 24, 2004

Diva

A Giant-Ego, Bitchy, High Maintenance woman who abosoultely must have everything her way no matter what and sees Blue Collar people as scum.

The Three Biggest Divas of all time are Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, and Sharon Stone. (VERY picky)

by G-Union 2 August 02, 2004

ME SO SOLLY!

(N.) Krusty the Klown's favorite catchphrase to insult Asian American people.

I'll have you know I'm 1/8th Chinese (Okay, No I'm Not) and that is very insulting to me! (Okay, No It Isn't)

by G-Union 2 September 11, 2004

BooYah!

(N.) Slang term from the early ninties that means "Yeah, Boyee!"

Booyah, Muhfucka! Inya face!

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

Snoop Latin

(N.) the retarded way Snoop Dogg speaks, which is similar to Pig Latin. It involves putting an "Izzle" at the second syllable of the second-to-last word in a sentence and an "Fizzle" to replace the last word in a sentence.

Shit=Shizzle
Dogg=Doggizzle
Ass=Assizzle
Fish=Fishizzle
Cock=Cockizzle
Chicken=Chickizzle

Jessica: "Yo, I'm going up to the Gymizzle to work on my Bicizzles and my Deltizzles, right before I go to my Pilatfizzles class."

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004