G-Union 2's definitions

Father of the Pride

(N.) Another Word for "Canceled by November."

(see, Jake 2.0 and Method and Red.)

Just because soemthing is "All 3D Lookin'" like Shrek, doesn't mean the writing will be Emmy-Worthy.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.

"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed

by G-Union 2 July 31, 2004

Fat Fuck

(N.) An obese individual who weighs over 100 pounds their Target Ideal weight.

Bonecrusher and Kirstie Alley are some fat fucks.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

NFL

A 4 Hour Commercial, with some occasional Football inbetween.

Hey! I just saw a new Taco Bell Burrito being advertised during the NFL, right before their brief break to some lame Football stuff.

by G-Union 2 August 2, 2004

BWE

(N.) The Acronym for Best Week Ever, a Nostalgic Clip/News show that airs on VH1, Friday Nights at 11:00pm.

"Best Week Ever: Why Be Book Smart?" (wub woot.)

Before "Best Week Ever," I wouldn't have known that after women have sex with Tommy Lee, they're gigantic or that owning anything by Joss Stone means you are a Corporate Slave of VH1.

by G-Union 2 November 24, 2004

Clusterfuck

A large group of chaotic and unorganized people (Usually the Paparazzi at a Red Carpet Premiere) that are all pushing and shoving to get the same thing. (In the Paparazzi scenario, the perfect Shot)

I was walking down the Boulevard the otherday and saw a large Clusterfuck trying to get a picture of Andy Dick.

by G-Union 2 September 13, 2004

Please Flinch

Arnold Schwarzenegger Guest Voice:
(N.) Something you tell to tiny, girly men who donnut hava ze Big Arms cause they are weak, spineless girly men and I das run them over in my Christmas Blockbuster Hit, "JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!!"

"Please Flinch, Girly Man."
Do Not Don't Flinch.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004