Winona Ryder

(N.) The name that will always be a synonym for "Beautiful Cleptomaniac." Her thievery (Ever notice how hard it is to spell that word?) skills could use some work, though.
I Salute Winona Ryder for her thievery! Winona Ryder, you are a Clepto like us.
by G-Union 2 September 11, 2004
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.
"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed
by G-Union 2 July 31, 2004
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Method and Red

(N.) To quote Comic Book Guy, "WORST. SHOW. EVER."

(Well, at least on FOX. There is "Just Shoot Me" and "Girlfriends" gunning for that prized title.)
Even Paris Hilton had better Acting Range than Method and Red.
by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004
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JBL

(N.) The Best Heel Wrestler on the WWe Program "Smackdown!" and the longest reigning WWe Champion. Although he is on Smackdown! (the corny show), and doesn't have much competition (Angle and Booker-T excused) he still is the WWe Champion.

"It's Morning Again, in America!"
Not J.B./J.B. Imitator (pussy), but JBL, the WWe Champion.
by G-Union 2 November 24, 2004
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Diva

A Giant-Ego, Bitchy, High Maintenance woman who abosoultely must have everything her way no matter what and sees Blue Collar people as scum.-
The Three Biggest Divas of all time are Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, and Sharon Stone. (VERY picky) -
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Diva

A Giant-Ego, Bitchy, High Maintenance woman who abosoultely must have everything her way no matter what and sees Blue Collar people as scum.
The Three Biggest Divas of all time are Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, and Sharon Stone. (VERY picky)
by G-Union 2 August 02, 2004
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Boom Shaka Lacka

(N.) A cheesy Exclamation used at Basketball Games by idiots to make people feel like they have really accomplished something.
"Three-Pointer! Boom Shacka Lacka!"
by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004
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