G-Union's definitions

Blood in my Eye

(N.) A phrase Hip-Pop Muppet Ja Rule says a lot when he's on his period. (kinda lke Jon Bon Jovi!) He usually says it as a secret phrase to Ashanti, signaling her to go out and by some Tampax for them again.

Ja Rule uses Beer Tampons when he's on his period. Women, you should know better. Use Tampax! That way you won' get no "Blood in my Eye".

by G-Union December 9, 2003

Rings around Neptune

(N.) Something really cool and kooky!

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch is SO Not rings around neptune.

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Dr. Dre

(N.) An Old man who is a good producer, but sucks at Rapping, no matter how popular or "Original" or rich he is. Usually is liked by people who have no subjective views on Hip Hop and will listen to anything. Once again, Good Producer, Lame Mediocre at Best Rapper.

The kind of people who listen to Dr. Dre and his dull, slow, boring, Talk-like style of rap are probably HUGE fans of D12's Bizarre. If you can speak in a slow, dreary, drowsy tone, you can Rap like Dr. Dre.

by G-Union December 18, 2003

Booyah!

(N.) A Jamacian term that means satisfaction or joy. NOT a new kind of Pokemon. Also known as Booyah! Base.

"Booyah! In ya face, mon." -Dylan from MTV's Da Band.
"Booyah! In ya face, mon." -Sean Paul.
"Booyah! In ya face, mon." -Elephant Man.
"Booyah! In ya face, mon." -Shagie.

by G-Union November 26, 2003

Internet

The Inner lining inside of your swim trunks which helps keep your ballsack warm and dry. You "Log" onto your internet by urinating inside of your trunks in fear.

Marge: How are the kids going to get home?
Homer: I dunno. Internet?

by G-Union July 7, 2003

Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

by G-Union May 19, 2003

The Britney Show

(N.) Created by Robert Smiegel, who also does Triumph, the insult comic dog on late night with Conan O' Brien, this is an animated talk show, starring Britney Spears.

Oh My God! The Britney Show killed Kenny! You bastards!

by G-Union May 19, 2003