G-Union's definitions

Kwaounds

(N.) How Wankstas prenounce Clowns.

I ain't gotta spit nothin' at these Kwaounds!

by G-Union May 6, 2003

Drowning Kid Industries

(N.) Developed by Mr. Rich Texan, (whose past projects include Omni-Pave and Lisa Land)DKI is an international multinational corporation that makes millions of baby accident industry related projects each year. It's also where my Mom works at. (She invented the Baby Crutch)

Drowning Kid Industries is the best Baby Accident related company on the entire planet, so take that, Novelty Cartoon Bandages Inc.!

by G-Union July 23, 2003

Order of Protection

(N.) Something that has to do with the G-Unit leader, 50 Cent, being warned to protect himself from Jeffrey "Pinkbelt" Atkins. Go Figure, eh!

Ah yo! All I's no, is dat 50 sent. 50 sent betta have an Order Of Protection! Cause we's Muder Pink. We do not play around with (straight people.) Holla! - Jeffrey "Kwaounds" Atkins.

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Kangaroo Jack

(N.) The TRUE sign of the apocolypse! Not only the "WWE" of Hollywood, it is also one of the, if not the worse movie ever made in history. Kind of like "Half Past Dead," "Deep Blue Sea," "Waterworld," "Battlefield Earth," "The Cable Guy," "Death To Smoochie," "The Godfather Part III," "The Avengers," "The Hulk," "Daredevil," "Jason X," "Carrie 2," "Speed 2," "Harry Potter," "To Wong Foo.." "A Walk to Remember" and "Crossroads" combined into one big steaming, stinking pile of Kangaroo doo. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. It's just that horribly bad.

I wonder which man on the planet went 'Bedazzled' to make Kangaroo Jack AND have actual living people go see it?

by G-Union June 20, 2003

Best Week Ever

VH1's Present Day Spinoff of I LOVE THE 80'S: STRIKES BACK and I LOVE THE 70'S that recaps all of the major events of the previous week, which up until next week will be known as The "Best Week Ever."

For More VH1 Micro$oft, The Apprentice, Jae or Jay-Z Sucks.

by G-Union February 21, 2004

King Bowser

(N.) The King of the Koopas, his full name is Bowser Koopa, and he's one of the Mushroom Kingdom's Most Wanted.
Stats:
Age: Same as Mario
Height: about 7'
Weight: about 600 lbs.
History: has been beaten by Mario about 30 some times.

All Koopa Troopas, hail Lord King Bowser!

by G-Union May 30, 2003

Donald Trump

The biggest Egomaniac on the planet. Hosts the show, "The Apprentice" and is said to have hair like a bird's nest? (Why the hell would you care about his hair when he just tosses five dollar bills out on the street everyday for people to scurry and try and get for fun?)

And now for Donald Trump's Fantasies:
"Trumpzilla"
"President Trump"
& his favorite,
"Menage a Trump"

by G-Union April 5, 2004