G-Union's definitions

Carmen Electra

Uh,... Everything that that "Carmen Sexy Bitch" dude said. She's hot and all, but two things. One, she's like 4'11" and that's no good, and Two, she had sex with Dennis Rodman. I wouldn't touch any girl that touched that.

(don't) Watch Till Death Do Us Part: Carmen and Dave on MTV. It's slightly less retarded than Newlyweds.

by G-Union February 25, 2004

Urban Cowboy

Slighty more civilized hillbillies. See Redneck Tim McGraw. (Country Music section of your Music store)

THE RETARD'S EVOLUTIONARY CHAIN
Bullshit -> Psycho Bitch -> KKK -> Hillbillies -> Rednecks -> Urban Cowboy -> Republicans

Urban Cowboys wave up American Flags 24 hours of the day and write country songs about the US Army ramming their boots up Saddam's ass, cause "It's the American Way." Well... maybe the South.

by G-Union June 23, 2004

Saturday TV Funhouse

(N.) The funniest animated crap on TV since South Park. (which is the funniest animated crap on tv since The Simpsons)

Saturday Night Live may be as unfunny and dull as MadTV now, but Saturday TV Funhouse almost makes sitting through the bad jokes worth it. ALMOST...

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Bambi 2000

(N) The Shiznit! Seen on Saturday TV Funhouse. Also look for Ray of Light coming soon to DVD.

Bambi 2000 is just plain and simply, the shiznit!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Mother Trucker

(N.) A euphemism for Big, Mother F**ker! A profanity loophole. Also, a crappy video game.

"Big Mutha Truckers" is an atrociously bad game on the X-Box.

by G-Union October 21, 2003

McJob

(N.) Taken from McDonalds, a McJob is a minimum wage paying job, that requires litlle to no education that offers little or no advancement or pay. In short, the only thing High School Dropouts can get to make money. (Also, handing out flyers in front of a store with a mascot outfit on.)

Hey, Diego has a McJob, doesn't he? Wait, wait, I don't think so. Hold up. Diego could'nt have a McJob. He'd be too busy jacking off into the McFryer to be able to hold down a McJob. He's just a 28 year old bum in his mama's house. That's why he spends 16 hours a day on the internet.

by G-Union November 25, 2003

Wracker

(N.) The opposite of a Wigger, who is a white person who tries to act like a black gangster. A Wracker is someone Black, who tries to act like a white nerd.

Such people as Wayne Brady, Allan Keyes, Halle Berry, and *Wonderboy Marvel* could be described as a Wracker, due to their lack of "Soul" or any African American heritage whatsoever.

by G-Union July 28, 2003