G-Union's definitions

The Source

(N.) A glittery, more expensive type of toilet paper, that comes with advertisements inside.

I got something for my a** every issue. Thankyou, cause I keep running out of F****n' tissue. Oh lordy, I just got so sick at looking at you. (Benzino, the manufacter) At least now, I can see when nike has a new ten-nisshoe. -Eminem's new commerical for The Source

by G-Union May 8, 2003

Dewgong

(N.) An Ice type Pokemon. The evolved form of Pokemon, Seel.

A Dewgong can also be a nasty, green soda mixed in with a Gong. (Mountain Dewgong)

by G-Union October 8, 2003

The OC Fanatics

(N.) Teenage females who obsess too much about The OC, which is an extremly phony, unbelievably false reality of a Teen Drama. (You'd think it'd be on The WB, but it aint.) OC fanatics have all and every merchandising product released for that show and they go on AOL.com every night after it airs to talk to other OC fanatics about how much that night's episode was "Hella Cool."

My little sister Tammy is an OC Fanatic. She even gave up her old favorite show, "Angel", for this ridiculous junk. (not that that show was any better) They're all obsessed about A show that hasn't even been on for a whole season yet and has about as much believability to it than the sentence, "Ja Rule is a talented music artist and probably, one of the world's most influential and greatest rappers to ever exist."

by G-Union October 30, 2003

Bubblegum Hip Hop

(N.) A type of music that is 85% Pop, 14% R&B, and 1% Hip Hop. Made famous by suburbian teenyboppers.

TLC is the perfect example of Bubblegum Hip Hop.

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Cowboy Bebop

(N.)1. an adult Anime from 1998, that can presently be seen on either DVD or Cartoon Network's "Adult Swim" if you get really high one night and stay up long enough to catch it.
2. see "Master Shake's" definition.
3. Country Music

Cowboy, Cowboy Bebop. I heard it really rocks. There's Spike, and Jet, and Faye, and Ed, and Ein, who licks his crotch. The End.

by G-Union May 16, 2003

Sonsie

(N.) Tall, Big, Busty, Voluptious, or Curvaceous. (found on Hyperdictionary.com)

My girlfriend, Melissa is extremely Grandiloquent and Extremely Sonsie.

by G-Union November 5, 2003

I'm Spicy

The Burger King catchphrase used by the blubbering twit in The Office seen in those Burger King Spicy Chicken commericals.
There's Phil in Accounting, who made up the phrase, Laurie the VP, who tries to make it better sounding, and Ron, the co-manager, who doesn't liked to be poked.
I wonder what office those shitheads work in, anyway? Do they really have enough time to talk about Burger King theories during lunch hour?

"I'm Spicy!" Still a million times better than McDonalds lame-ass attempt to pander to urban consumers with the Shitackular "I'm Lovin' It." Who the fuck do they think they are, Chingy?

by G-Union May 11, 2004