G-Union's definitions

Maggie Simpson

Age: 01 (or 02)
Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby
Greatest Feat: Saving the Family
Thought IQ: 167
Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada" and "You're the reason I can't talk" to Bart)
Times shot Mr. Burns: 2
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Pacifiers, and Hurting People, including Homer.

Maggie while just a baby is still a lot more liked than Lisa. When she grows up in the future, she's actually pretty good looking.

by G-Union February 24, 2004

Carmen Electra

Uh,... Everything that that "Carmen Sexy Bitch" dude said. She's hot and all, but two things. One, she's like 4'11" and that's no good, and Two, she had sex with Dennis Rodman. I wouldn't touch any girl that touched that.

(don't) Watch Till Death Do Us Part: Carmen and Dave on MTV. It's slightly less retarded than Newlyweds.

by G-Union February 25, 2004

Saturday TV Funhouse

(N.) The funniest animated crap on TV since South Park. (which is the funniest animated crap on tv since The Simpsons)

Saturday Night Live may be as unfunny and dull as MadTV now, but Saturday TV Funhouse almost makes sitting through the bad jokes worth it. ALMOST...

by G-Union May 19, 2003

scooby doo

(N.) A purely EVIL cartoon series from 1970 that turned into a purely EVIL movie in 2002. Stars Scooby Doo, Shaggy, Fred, Velma, and Daphne, whom are all EVIL!

Hey, did you hear? Scooby Doo is going to be even more EVIL when it's sequel Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed premieres. How so? I hear Sarah Michelle Gellar is directing it!

by G-Union November 26, 2003

The worst thing you can call someone

10.A Piece of Dirt
9. A Libertarian
8. A Republican
7. A Faggot/ A Dyke
6. A Waste of Human Tissue
5. A Nazi
4. A Frenchman
3. A Shit Stain
2. A Cunt
1. A DIEGO

Diego is the worse thing you can call someone. It'll make your target cry.

by G-Union June 11, 2006

Keen Eddie

(N.)
1. A summer series TV show on FOX.
2. A VERY dirty sexual position.

(#2 term) I attempted to pull a Keen Eddie last night, but temporally loss all control of my mouth muscles.

by G-Union June 6, 2003

chibi

(Adj.) A term that means Small, Mini, or Tiny in Japanese Anime. Often used to describe babies or small children.

Did you see ChibiTrunks beat up Majin Buu with Goten last week?

by G-Union August 13, 2003