G-Union's definitions

Rings around Neptune

(N.) Something really cool and kooky!

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch is SO Not rings around neptune.

by G-Union May 19, 2003

X-Factor

(N.) A word to be used much like a pronoun, to replace a peron, place or thing.

When I got up today, the first X-Factor I did was to take an X-Factor. Then I took a major X-Factor, did way too many X-Factors, and finally at night, before I went to sleep, I did a MAJOR X-Factor! Oh man, the X-Factor was the most X-Factoringest X-Factor ever.

by G-Union May 21, 2003

Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Blood in my Eye

(N.) A phrase Hip-Pop Muppet Ja Rule says a lot when he's on his period. (kinda lke Jon Bon Jovi!) He usually says it as a secret phrase to Ashanti, signaling her to go out and by some Tampax for them again.

Ja Rule uses Beer Tampons when he's on his period. Women, you should know better. Use Tampax! That way you won' get no "Blood in my Eye".

by G-Union December 9, 2003

Buzzsaw

(V.) To cut or split apart something to make it easier to understand. See Dissect.

If you watch VH1's Hilarious News Show Best Week Ever, you'll see how they Bzzsaw down the major events of the previous week into something you may actually enjoy watching.

by G-Union February 21, 2004

Chief Piggum

(N.) The Long, Flabby Arm of the law, who's last case he got to the bottom of was a case of mallowmars. Weighs nearly 300 lbs. and likes to spend his time on duty at Lard Lad Donut Shop and KrustyBurger.

"Ah, naw see hear. You're under arrest see, for grand larceny, see. Also for, DOA. Or was it DUI?"

by G-Union July 28, 2003

uh-oh spaghetti-o's

(N.) Homer Simpson's (II) Catch phrase in the short-lived Fox Dramedy, "Police Cops." Originally, a suave, stereotypical Policeman, Homer Simpson (II) was retooled into a fat, bumbling, Chris-Farley-esque doofus, who's catchphrase was always "Uh-Oh-Spaghetti-O's!" which was taken from the pasta of the same name.

Homer: "I just helped out in the Toys-for-Guns program."
Chief: "Homer! It's Guns-For-Toys!"
Homer: "Uh-oh spaghetti-o's"

by G-Union November 25, 2003