Definitions by G-Union

urban dick 

An Urban Dictionary user that ruins the quality of the website. Instead of actually defining words, they just rant insulting, offensive, nonsensical garbage. Also, an Urban Pussy.

see Psycho Bitch,
Freak Obscene,
Peachy Keen,
Johnnay,
Schteve,
SonyRoolz, (#1)
*Wonderboy Marvel*
Diego (#2)

urban dick by G-Union April 17, 2006

Urban Censorship

When you can't get your definitions in (DEFINITIONS, not Posts!) onto this website because of something that is disapproved with the UrbanNazis. Also when definitions are automatically erased/deleted without the long Removal process. Also see UrbanVortex or Urban Dictionary Word Limit.

Example of this is the Janet Jackson Superbowl Thing. For weeks, no one can define that on here. Likely a Treacle Effect from Viacom (which owns CBS, which played the Superbowl) down to this very website.

Urban Censorship by G-Union April 17, 2006

Forbidden Definitions 

I used to think that there were forbidden definitions too, but it's actually just a glitch in the website. They're actually on there, but for some reason hidden. You can unlock them by Exact Googling in your definition, then reading it Cached, but they still won't permanenty stay.

I had about 50 anti-Psycho Bitch definitions, but they were all "Forbidden Definitions".

Forbidden Definitions by G-Union July 8, 2004

Freak Obscene 

I have to clap to you. The more you add on, the more you only prove my point. Kudos to you, pussy! And, if you don't like me so much, why the fuck do you keep responding back? Are you just so lonely, the closest human contact you can have is with someone thousands of miles away from you that you've never even seen the face of or even like? Are you that sad? Aw, it's a shame. But I'm done with you now. You're nothing. No, less than nothing. To waste typing on you would be calling you something, which your not.

Ah, Freak Obscene. You're like a pile of dog shit on the ground. You acknowledge it, try to forget the displeasure of it, walk over it, and move on. I'm walking over you and moving on. You're too much of a pussy-whip bitch to spend any more time responding back to your idiocy.

Freak Obscene by G-Union July 8, 2004

Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown 

The next new Reality Series for the fall lineup. Get this. We take ten white teenagers from Suburbian America, put them all in the same house to live in for six weeks, and every week eliminate one in a Rap Battle until only one is left, who'll win a recording contract on Shady Records. Guest judges will be Christina Aguilera, Eminem, Justin Timberlake, and Sarai. Coming this fall to a TV near you. Most likely will be aired on UPN.

White People, come for "WWe Smackdown!" Stay for Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown.

Black People, come for "One-On-One", Stay for Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown.

Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown by G-Union June 23, 2004

Urban Cowboy 

Slighty more civilized hillbillies. See Redneck Tim McGraw. (Country Music section of your Music store)

THE RETARD'S EVOLUTIONARY CHAIN
Bullshit -> Psycho Bitch -> KKK -> Hillbillies -> Rednecks -> Urban Cowboy -> Republicans

Urban Cowboys wave up American Flags 24 hours of the day and write country songs about the US Army ramming their boots up Saddam's ass, cause "It's the American Way." Well... maybe the South.

Urban Cowboy by G-Union June 23, 2004

Hoobastank 

A Rock and Roll band that's really very bland. The next CREED. (Only they don't get the Creed offical Flag Award for SUCKING.) Despite that, they have the best Rock and Roll name since Uncle Cracker.

The Album is in a blank, all white CD holder with black text labeled "GENERIC ROCK."

Hoobastank by G-Union June 23, 2004