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Mariah Carey

Damn it, she's my future wife! Even If I have to bio-genetically clone her!
Mariah Carey(N.) The hottest singer on the damn planet. Makes Beyonce look like a two and J-Ho like a Negative ten! She can really sing, but that's not what most males of the human race care about. Mariah Carey is 5'10", 125 lbs, 33 years old, and is hot as F**k!
Mariah Carey is so hot, I'd even sit through "Glitter" for her. If I had a machine to do so, I'd make her Giant Sized just so there would be more of her.
by G-Union August 19, 2003
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Fat Joe

(N.) Big Punisher's Mini Me.
by G-Union May 19, 2003
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Censorship

(N.) 1.What my senior classroom computers do to everything typed on the computer.
2. Look on the Internet for the WWF's Right to Censor. (that's some good stuff.)
I F****** hate muthaf****** censorship, biznatch!
by G-Union May 19, 2003
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Homer Simpson

Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.
"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos
by G-Union February 24, 2004
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Shit List

1. Johnnay - Pussy Ass Bitch who'll get dekcuF pU if I ever catch him out on the street.
2. Ja Rule - The newest and worst destroyer of Hip Hop ever.
3. Mike Slampak/"Pimp" - Fat Ass Bitch and a Gay Ass Virgin, too.
4. *Wonderboy Marvel* - 'Wracker' from faggot ass Houston. Loser. Wayne Brady 2010.
5. Alissa - Lame Ass White Bitch who thinks she invented Hip Hop. Raps worse than "Princess Superstar."
John-nay = Pus-say
by G-Union January 12, 2004
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Anon

(N.) Ja Rule sucking faggot who wishes he starred in "Half Past Dead" (clever name for Ja's career) Just for the prison scenes.
My name is Anon, and I love Ja Rule. If only he would rape me! Ooh, jeffrey!
by G-Union May 12, 2003
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Running out of stuff to add

I'm Running Out Of Stuff To Add. Let's do a clip show!
by G-Union May 29, 2003
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