oxycontin

The medicinal name for what we know on the street as Hillbilly Heroin. The new "In" drug.
Be like that ugly-beyond-belief, walking pile of dog crap, Jack Osbourne. Take a bottle's worth of Oxycontin a day for two years straight, overdose daily, sob and cry and get all emotional, check into a drug clinic, and become recognized as a national hero and role model to all for not poppin' pills anymore, something that you shouldn't have been doing anyway. This is how we teach the soon-to-be f**ked up youth of the planet nowadays.
by G-Union October 29, 2003
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elimiDATE

(N.) Yet another comedy dating reality show. This one is at least better in where 4 mates are dating one man or woman at once and are voted off, one by one until one is left. It's more funny than the other crappy reality dating shows that come on too much such as Shipmates, Change of Heart, EX-treme Dating and (your favorite) MASTERDate.
More crap TV for lonely middle aged singles.
by G-Union November 27, 2003
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King Bowser

(N.) The King of the Koopas, his full name is Bowser Koopa, and he's one of the Mushroom Kingdom's Most Wanted.
Stats:
Age: Same as Mario
Height: about 7'
Weight: about 600 lbs.
History: has been beaten by Mario about 30 some times.
All Koopa Troopas, hail Lord King Bowser!
by G-Union May 30, 2003
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Beaotch

Get off my balls, bea-otch!
by G-Union May 19, 2003
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The UrbanVortex

(N.) The vortex of UrbanDictionary.com where Definitions that never make it the next day end up. Think of it as "The Graveyard" to your "Yu-Gi-Oh!"
The only Author I know on this site who can escape the UrbanVortex is Jae. She gets about 50 definitions in a day, not a single one deleted.
by G-Union October 22, 2003
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Articulate

(N.) What about two-thirds of the people on this website are not. Most of them (High-Schoolers) still read at a 3rd Grade level.
"hay! dat's not tru! yo, youse betta be shuttin' up bout dat n all cuz i'm a reel nigga! i cut u ass, nigga. i stab you thru tha inrtenet btch. u betta wsie up, foo. im da trtuh, nigga."
-*Wonderboy Marvel* (It ain't over bitch.)
by G-Union November 07, 2003
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Chappelle's Show

(N.) A hilarious sketch comedy show on Comedy Central that is known for being America's #1 source of offensive humor. In fact, it really is the ONLY thing funny on Comedy Central. It has been renewed for a second season and unless Comedy Central plans to pull a "FOX", it seems to be here to stay for a while.
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "What?!"
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "What?!"
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "What?!"
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "What?!"
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "OKAY!"
by G-Union March 18, 2004
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