G-Union's definitions

Janey

(N.) Some Dirty Ass Bitch who likes Ja Rule. Smells like horse feces and literally doesn't know how the meaning of Soap. Has never washed up in her life. Also, Murder Inc's #1 (and only) Fan.

That Skank Bitch Janey is so damn stank, I can smell her through the Internet.

by G-Union June 26, 2003

Kangaroo Jack

(N.) The TRUE sign of the apocolypse! Not only the "WWE" of Hollywood, it is also one of the, if not the worse movie ever made in history. Kind of like "Half Past Dead," "Deep Blue Sea," "Waterworld," "Battlefield Earth," "The Cable Guy," "Death To Smoochie," "The Godfather Part III," "The Avengers," "The Hulk," "Daredevil," "Jason X," "Carrie 2," "Speed 2," "Harry Potter," "To Wong Foo.." "A Walk to Remember" and "Crossroads" combined into one big steaming, stinking pile of Kangaroo doo. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. It's just that horribly bad.

I wonder which man on the planet went 'Bedazzled' to make Kangaroo Jack AND have actual living people go see it?

by G-Union June 20, 2003

Order of Protection

(N.) Something that has to do with the G-Unit leader, 50 Cent, being warned to protect himself from Jeffrey "Pinkbelt" Atkins. Go Figure, eh!

Ah yo! All I's no, is dat 50 sent. 50 sent betta have an Order Of Protection! Cause we's Muder Pink. We do not play around with (straight people.) Holla! - Jeffrey "Kwaounds" Atkins.

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Kwaounds

(N.) How Wankstas prenounce Clowns.

I ain't gotta spit nothin' at these Kwaounds!

by G-Union May 6, 2003

Adult Swim

(N.) A block of Sitcom Cartoons and Anime that despite the name, is really suitable for anyone past the 6th Grade. Some of the shows (such as Family Guy, Trigun, and Cowboy Bebop) are actually worth watching, while the rest of them are just quickly canceled animated sitcoms that Comedy Central hasn't gotten the rights to yet. (Home Movies, Futurama, etc.) Most of them come on on Sunday, along with a few funny originals, such as The Brak Show, and Sealab 2021.

Adult Swim has as much good shows, as they do bad. The rest of the quick canceled cartoon sitcoms are on Comedy Central on Late Night Sundays. They consist of The Critic, Duckman, Gary and Mike, Dilbert, Clerks, and a whole wide assortment of other crap.

by G-Union October 14, 2003

The Euphemism Generator

(N.) Hours of clean, curse-wordless fun! Made by old, cronie comic, George Carlin.

This weekend, I spent my time Waxing the Poetic Gecko.

by G-Union October 21, 2003

Freddy Vs. Jason

(N.) The biggest showdown between two evils that's 20 years in the making. Freddy Kruger Versus Jason Voorhees in Freddy Vs. Jason. The only movie in August 2003 that was worth seeing NOT Pie related. Released on DVD January, 13th, 2004.

Just to let you know in the DVD Alternate Ending, Jason won. (or did he...?)

by G-Union January 13, 2004