Homer

(N.) Homer - The big, fat, balding Kwijibo, apelike character from The Simpsons. Also known as the American Bonehead.
(V.) Homer, Pull a - To suceed despite idiocy.
I tried to juggle three bowling balls, only to have them drop onto my right foot, but first met my girlfriend in the Hospital, after they put some bandages on it. I sure did pull a Homer that day!
by G-Union August 16, 2003
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Macs or PC's

Which are better? Macs or PC'S? Let's see: Mac's have harddrives that crash every other minute and look all sleek and stuff even though they perform mostly like crap. Macs are only good for homework stuff and powerpoint presentations.

PC's are often slow and lumpy and they can't have as much software on them as PC's. But they're the best for playing computer games (Do they even have them on Mac's) and downloading Porn as you know you ALL do. (Not me, though. I have a girlfriend) PC's are also good for personalization and are often cheaper.
by G-Union June 17, 2004
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She Spies

(N.) A blantant, modern day rip-off of Charlie's Angels, with a comedic motif. (not that anyone really cares.)
Hey dude, I'm really high right now. What's on? She Spies? What's that? Whatever, I won't remember tomorrow.
by G-Union May 19, 2003
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WWe Raw

(N.) The old, tired, worn out Mcmahon show. Comes on The Nashville Network/The National Network/TNN/The New TNN/Spike TV/The Stripperella Channel. Used to be run by Vince Mcmahon fully until the death of the WWF in April 2002, then it was run by Ric Flair until 2003, then Eric Bischoff. All of the fake wrestlers on the show are all over 40, and worn out, so their matches usually involve bone cracking, but not because of the opponents. Red Version Raw is slightly better than it's counterpart, Blue Version Smackdown, but it still is about as fun as watching the movie Corky Romano.
Raw is where the old fart Sports Entertainers of the WWE resides at. Some of their grandpa wrestlers are Shawn Michaels, Ric Flair, and Triple H.
by G-Union August 28, 2003
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Jolt Cola

(N.) All of the same sugar, with twice the caffine. In other words.... Liquid Sh*t in a can! Drinking this will have leave you with a 50% chance of instant death. Even the offical soda for gays "Faygo" and soda of the white ghetto, New York, "Bubba Cola" is better than this most likely.
Being under 20, I learned about Jolt Cola from Vh1. Thanks again, VH1's "I Love the 80's Strikes Back!" Coming Up Next, The Fly, My Little Pony, and the "Where's the Beef?" old bitch.
by G-Union October 31, 2003
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Kwaounds

(N.) How Wankstas prenounce Clowns.
I ain't gotta spit nothin' at these Kwaounds!
by G-Union May 06, 2003
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Online Speak

(N.) The way to speak in shortcuts on the Internet by using Abbrvietaions. Also goes by some other name, but I don't know what that is right now. Here's an example!

"OMG! It's SMG! I'm like So DIS! I'm just her WBF! Bet she can DNL ADL! Just KJP LOL! Can I HWY? Maybe I should AYB!"
"Oh My God! It's Sarah Michelle Gellar! I'm like So Dipped In Sh*t! I'm just her World's Biggest Fan! Bet she can Do Nights Lovin', All Day Long! Just Kidding, Joking, Playing, Laughing Out Loud! Can I Hang With You? Maybe I should Ask Your Brother!"
by G-Union October 29, 2003
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