G-Union's definitions

Janey

(N.) Some Dirty Ass Bitch who likes Ja Rule. Smells like horse feces and literally doesn't know how the meaning of Soap. Has never washed up in her life. Also, Murder Inc's #1 (and only) Fan.

That Skank Bitch Janey is so damn stank, I can smell her through the Internet.

by G-Union June 26, 2003

Urban Addict

(N.) One who enjoys his or her time posting Definitions on UrbanDictionary.com because it is a form of Artistic Expression by voicing your thoughts and opinions on the web, for others to not only see, but learn from, and even laugh at for some as well. An Urban Addict usually enjoys time on this website because they are very opinionated and wants the whole world to know what they're thinking. And some even use it to vent off their frustrations and anger, without fear of persecution or trouble because of the Nicknames they use here. Most of them, unfortunatly, don't better the website as a whole and end up messing it up.

Most Urban Addicts, though, are young, intelligent teenagers between 14-19 who usually (or on occasion) have a lot of intelligent obserbvative views on the world they live in.

by G-Union November 26, 2003

Kangaroo Jack

(N.) The TRUE sign of the apocolypse! Not only the "WWE" of Hollywood, it is also one of the, if not the worse movie ever made in history. Kind of like "Half Past Dead," "Deep Blue Sea," "Waterworld," "Battlefield Earth," "The Cable Guy," "Death To Smoochie," "The Godfather Part III," "The Avengers," "The Hulk," "Daredevil," "Jason X," "Carrie 2," "Speed 2," "Harry Potter," "To Wong Foo.." "A Walk to Remember" and "Crossroads" combined into one big steaming, stinking pile of Kangaroo doo. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. It's just that horribly bad.

I wonder which man on the planet went 'Bedazzled' to make Kangaroo Jack AND have actual living people go see it?

by G-Union June 20, 2003

Order of Protection

(N.) Something that has to do with the G-Unit leader, 50 Cent, being warned to protect himself from Jeffrey "Pinkbelt" Atkins. Go Figure, eh!

Ah yo! All I's no, is dat 50 sent. 50 sent betta have an Order Of Protection! Cause we's Muder Pink. We do not play around with (straight people.) Holla! - Jeffrey "Kwaounds" Atkins.

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Beyonzilla

(N.) A term that means "Female Control Freak." It can also be a selfish woman.

"Your girlfriend always hogs the Cable TV. She is such a Beyonzilla."

by G-Union February 24, 2004

Monster Rancher

(N.) A bastardized version of Pokemon.

That Monster Rancher sure is a funky monkey.

by G-Union May 21, 2003

I Smell Pussy

"I Smell Pussy" is a song by 50 Cent about Ja Rule, acting as feminine as one of Fiddy's ex-girlfriends. It can also be used in "I Smell Rotten Pussy" for Psycho Bitch. (The Possibly British, Surely Hillbilly/Fat Ass/Dyke/Wanna be Goth or Rock Whore/Bitch)

I Smell Pussy,... and it's pretty rotten. Must be Psycho Bitch. ( /Psycho Dyke/Psycho Whore/Psycho Dyke-Goth. )

by G-Union March 24, 2004