offroading

My ho was not into letting me go offroading last night, so I had to give her a Bullwinkle.
by G-Man February 08, 2005
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bust a wig

An inner-city prase used to describe getting one's hair cut.
I was down in da hood today, and my fro was getttin a bit unweildy, so I decided to get my wig busted.
by G-Man February 08, 2005
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cosbys

A shit, usually of full girth. Tendency to bring pain upon exit.
1. "I hate dropping the cosbys at public restrooms"
2. "I drove Bill Cosby and the kids to the museum"
3. "The cosbys are pushing at the gate"
by G-Man March 05, 2003
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Gaty

Slang term that is short for gatorade.
"I'm going to the store. You want anything."

"Get me a watermelon Gaty."
by g-man January 18, 2005
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personal day

Phrase used by college students when they decide to skip all their classes for a day.
"I'm not going to any classes today, I'm taking a personal day."
by g-man January 18, 2005
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swipey

Any rag, cloth, blanket, sock, t-shirt, towel, etc. that is used to clean up semen.
Just use this swipey to wipe that jiz off your face.
by g-man January 17, 2005
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ferklempt

When something makes you well up inside, and you're on the verge of tears. From the "Coffee Talk" sketches on SNL a few years ago (thank you, Mike Meyers).
"I got a little ferklempt when I saw them kiss and make up"
by G-man January 18, 2004
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