G-Man's definitions

ftg

Stands for "Fuck the Griz"

Used mostly by students, alumni, and fans of the Montana State University Bobcats to insult the University of Montana Grizzlies.

Also see muck fissoula

"I'm gettin' FTG put on the plates of my car."

"What's that mean?"

"Fuck the Griz!"

by g-man January 18, 2005

swipey

Any rag, cloth, blanket, sock, t-shirt, towel, etc. that is used to clean up semen.

Just use this swipey to wipe that jiz off your face.

by g-man January 16, 2005

vag pearl

While inspecting the female jewels for cleanliness and aroma, the unsuspecting person finds a ball of toilet paper between the lips of the vagina.

John was fingering Jane last night and found a vag pearl; he hasn't talked to that dirty bitch since.

by G-Man March 7, 2005

bust a wig

An inner-city prase used to describe getting one's hair cut.

I was down in da hood today, and my fro was getttin a bit unweildy, so I decided to get my wig busted.

by G-Man February 7, 2005

weasal

some pathetic type that always tries to hard and always fails in his/her quest in life.
also can be seen as a useless creature good for nothing.

damm man that weasaly bitch flopped again.

by G-Man May 7, 2005

truck stopish

Any food or beverage that is extremely average in taste.

"How's that burger?"

"Uh, it's pretty truck stopish."

by g-man January 18, 2005

ferklempt

When something makes you well up inside, and you're on the verge of tears. From the "Coffee Talk" sketches on SNL a few years ago (thank you, Mike Meyers).

"I got a little ferklempt when I saw them kiss and make up"

by G-man January 18, 2004