G-Man's definitions

offroading

Another term for engaging in anal sex.

My ho was not into letting me go offroading last night, so I had to give her a Bullwinkle.

by G-Man February 7, 2005

personal day

Phrase used by college students when they decide to skip all their classes for a day.

"I'm not going to any classes today, I'm taking a personal day."

by g-man January 18, 2005

ferklempt

When something makes you well up inside, and you're on the verge of tears. From the "Coffee Talk" sketches on SNL a few years ago (thank you, Mike Meyers).

"I got a little ferklempt when I saw them kiss and make up"

by G-man January 18, 2004

fruit fly

Equivalent to fag hag

Jillian is such a fruit fly!

by G-Man December 29, 2002

swipey

Any rag, cloth, blanket, sock, t-shirt, towel, etc. that is used to clean up semen.

Just use this swipey to wipe that jiz off your face.

by g-man January 16, 2005

hangover hurry-up

1/3 red bull 1/3 vodka 1/3 gatorade
supposed cure-all to a hangover or the cause of hangover

Hangover hurry-ups get you real fucked up. Do not exceed equivalent of 4 red bulls in a night

by g-man December 3, 2004

truck stopish

Any food or beverage that is extremely average in taste.

"How's that burger?"

"Uh, it's pretty truck stopish."

by g-man January 18, 2005