G-Man's definitions

vag pearl

While inspecting the female jewels for cleanliness and aroma, the unsuspecting person finds a ball of toilet paper between the lips of the vagina.

John was fingering Jane last night and found a vag pearl; he hasn't talked to that dirty bitch since.

by G-Man March 7, 2005

bust a wig

An inner-city prase used to describe getting one's hair cut.

I was down in da hood today, and my fro was getttin a bit unweildy, so I decided to get my wig busted.

by G-Man February 7, 2005

cosbys

A shit, usually of full girth. Tendency to bring pain upon exit.

1. "I hate dropping the cosbys at public restrooms"
2. "I drove Bill Cosby and the kids to the museum"
3. "The cosbys are pushing at the gate"

by G-Man March 5, 2003

buda head

Asian person who worships "budda"
association or like using Nigger for a black person

Look at that damn buda head!

by g-man September 29, 2003

flaccid

adj. the highest complement, ranking something above everything else. Syn. sick, wicked, cool, fly

That girl you hooked up with last night was flaccid, or,
That 720 indy grap you threw on the pipe was flaccid.

by G-man February 10, 2004

bud nippers

To motivate someone to do something. Derived from the phrase "nip it in the bud."

"Go wash my car."

"No!"

"Oh shit! You better not make me go get my bud nippers!"

by g-man January 18, 2005

Ersmania

An uncontrollable event, prefored by a roudy individual, perhaps influnced by durgs or alcohol

Ersman going apeshit

by g-man February 10, 2003