G-Man's definitions

truck stopish

Any food or beverage that is extremely average in taste.

"How's that burger?"

"Uh, it's pretty truck stopish."

by g-man January 18, 2005

ferklempt

When something makes you well up inside, and you're on the verge of tears. From the "Coffee Talk" sketches on SNL a few years ago (thank you, Mike Meyers).

"I got a little ferklempt when I saw them kiss and make up"

by G-man January 18, 2004

lullabye

To commit murder

Let sing that mark a lullabye!

by g-man September 23, 2003

house party

A party at your house which usually does not involve the consent of your parents, so theres lots of alcohol and people getting crazy, your house gets wrecked and you wish it never happened. So basically the worst decision you could ever make.

Puke on parents bed, carpets, house in a bad state, lawnmower on shag-pile carpet you get the idea

by G-Man January 5, 2005

whale tale

The visible portion of of a g-string that rises above the back of a woman's pants or skirt. Named because it is similar in appearance to the tale of a whale that is above water.

"Dude, check out the whale tale that girl's showing."

by g-man January 18, 2005

swipey

Any rag, cloth, blanket, sock, t-shirt, towel, etc. that is used to clean up semen.

Just use this swipey to wipe that jiz off your face.

by g-man January 16, 2005

hangover hurry-up

1/3 red bull 1/3 vodka 1/3 gatorade
supposed cure-all to a hangover or the cause of hangover

Hangover hurry-ups get you real fucked up. Do not exceed equivalent of 4 red bulls in a night

by g-man December 3, 2004