Definitions by Futureghst-MJC

Flatbean 

A person with little to no knowledge on any subject including his or her own name. Someone who has very little function when it comes to topics concerning the use of the brain.

I was astonished at the level of nothingness going on in this persons head.. Clearly a flatbean..

Flatbean by Futureghst-MJC January 15, 2013

Shorthorned dribbler 

A person who's swagger is MUCH bigger than their junk..

He played her like a fiddle, got her in bed and she laughed at his shorthorned dribbler. He was hung like an angry gerbil.

Shorthorned dribbler by Futureghst-MJC September 30, 2012

Canadouche 

Any man, boy, guy, dude, prick, bitch, high horse princess from Canada who thinks his/her shit doesn't stink.

I met a guy/girl from Canada who immediately began to tell me how much better it is to be Canadian.. I say no, you are a Canadouche.

Canadouche by Futureghst-MJC July 20, 2012

Douchestrict

Any area of the city or town where a high number of douchebags gather.

The Admi*al/Al*i district has become a douchestrict, a gathering spot for douchebags, scum and morons.

Douchestrict by Futureghst-MJC April 6, 2012

Humoroin 

A sense of humor so addicting you need it all hours of every day

He's like heroin, Humoroin, his humor is so addicting...

Humoroin by Futureghst-MJC March 31, 2011

Vadget

Any use of a non-sexual device for the purpose of female masturbation. Any gadget that could be used to stimulate the vagina that is not considered sexual in nature...

I found a sweet vadget to masturbate with.

Vadget by Futureghst-MJC March 27, 2011

Termiknitta 

Any Grandmother who smacks without prejudice the hands and or face of those who try to steal their candy......

Kind old ladies sitting on the couch knitting who hide within a fierce hatred of loud children, wishing for the strength to get up and beat them all with a broomstick.

As a young child my grandmother was ferociously protective of her candy, she would terminate (put the smackdown on) with extreme prejudice those who tried to steal it, the Termiknitta...

Termiknitta by Futureghst-MJC August 21, 2010