Futureghst-MJC's definitions

Termiknitta

Any Grandmother who smacks without prejudice the hands and or face of those who try to steal their candy......

Kind old ladies sitting on the couch knitting who hide within a fierce hatred of loud children, wishing for the strength to get up and beat them all with a broomstick.

As a young child my grandmother was ferociously protective of her candy, she would terminate (put the smackdown on) with extreme prejudice those who tried to steal it, the Termiknitta...

by Futureghst-MJC August 21, 2010

Ablockalypse

To mass delete, erase or block a large number of people or groups from Facebook, Myspace or any other social media outlet.

Today I will remove any and all unwanted, undesirable persons from my social media life, let's see who survives the "ablockalypse".

by Futureghst-MJC June 13, 2014

Lostrich

When one wanders aimlessly with their head up their ass or one who accepts being treated like crap by anyone they get into a relationship with.

You need to stop letting people treat you like crap, get your head out of your ass, you're a lostrich..

by Futureghst-MJC July 5, 2014

Groundtrack

One's choice of music to be played at, during and following their own funeral, burial or cremation service.

These are the songs I've chosen as my "Groundtrack" for my funeral. #1. Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen), #2. Through the never (Metallica) and #3. The Rose (Bette Midler).

by Futureghst-MJC May 10, 2014

Migram

When someone has such horrible grammar it gives you a migraine.

Reading this persons comment gives me a migram.

by Futureghst-MJC September 22, 2016

Clown Butter

When a female or feminine male uses WAY too much make-up, has no clue how to use said make-up, no sense of proportion, and just slathers it on like they loaded a paintball gun with a variety of colors and hoped for the best.

Damn Girl!! You look like you got smacked with the ass end of a rainbow, that's not make-up, that's clown butter.

by Futureghst-MJC February 26, 2015

Sharrogance

When one uses social media as a platform for sharing their ignorant views about life, love, respect, race, sexual orientation, spirituality and or food preference as if their opinion is the be all and end all of truth.

The sharrogance of this fool is utterly pathetic.

by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2016