Futureghst-MJC's definitions

Celebrican

Celeberican: Any one person who has had 5 mins or years of fame, believing they are better than the other 99.999% of the U.S., they are their own timezone.

THE Kardashians!!?? Puhleeze, they are 1950's plastic toy excited 11 year olds (Acting) who feel like virgins everyday, sin free, they're, Celebrican.

by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2018

Dumpwhistle

Not quite a panty whisper and not quite a shart, but you still need to shit kinda fart.

(In my English accent) Oh, dear me, I'm afraid I've gone and done a "Dumpwhistle", please excuse me, I must retire to the loo.

by Futureghst-MJC June 1, 2018

T.O.T.U.S

Acronym.. Tweeter Of The United States.

Donald Trump is T.O.T.U.S, he will Tweet all pertinent information as it happens and if he deems it Twitter worthy.

by Futureghst-MJC January 6, 2017

Flatbean

A person with little to no knowledge on any subject including his or her own name. Someone who has very little function when it comes to topics concerning the use of the brain.

I was astonished at the level of nothingness going on in this persons head.. Clearly a flatbean..

by Futureghst-MJC January 15, 2013

Shorthorned dribbler

A person who's swagger is MUCH bigger than their junk..

He played her like a fiddle, got her in bed and she laughed at his shorthorned dribbler. He was hung like an angry gerbil.

by Futureghst-MJC September 30, 2012

Canadouche

Any man, boy, guy, dude, prick, bitch, high horse princess from Canada who thinks his/her shit doesn't stink.

I met a guy/girl from Canada who immediately began to tell me how much better it is to be Canadian.. I say no, you are a Canadouche.

by Futureghst-MJC July 20, 2012

Douchestrict

Any area of the city or town where a high number of douchebags gather.

The Admi*al/Al*i district has become a douchestrict, a gathering spot for douchebags, scum and morons.

by Futureghst-MJC April 6, 2012