Lostrich

When one wanders aimlessly with their head up their ass or one who accepts being treated like crap by anyone they get into a relationship with.
You need to stop letting people treat you like crap, get your head out of your ass, you're a lostrich..
by Futureghst-MJC July 06, 2014
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Dumpwhistle

Not quite a panty whisper and not quite a shart, but you still need to shit kinda fart.
(In my English accent) Oh, dear me, I'm afraid I've gone and done a "Dumpwhistle", please excuse me, I must retire to the loo.
by Futureghst-MJC May 03, 2018
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Celebrican

Celeberican: Any one person who has had 5 mins or years of fame, believing they are better than the other 99.999% of the U.S., they are their own timezone.
THE Kardashians!!?? Puhleeze, they are 1950's plastic toy excited 11 year olds (Acting) who feel like virgins everyday, sin free, they're, Celebrican.
by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2018
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McSpensary

The McDonalds of the cannabis world, Sell only the best for a quality price. Menu is Mc1/8th - Mc1/4 - Mc1/2 - McFull
We call one strain the McFluhry (Boston accent, to keep the lahyuhs away for using McFlurry).
Yo, you need some dank, sic product, glass, grass, and hash, Come to McSpensary. Peace..
by Futureghst-MJC July 18, 2018
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Registered Poke Offender

One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.
This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"
by Futureghst-MJC July 28, 2016
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Canadouche

Any man, boy, guy, dude, prick, bitch, high horse princess from Canada who thinks his/her shit doesn't stink.
I met a guy/girl from Canada who immediately began to tell me how much better it is to be Canadian.. I say no, you are a Canadouche.
by Futureghst-MJC July 18, 2012
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Groundtrack

One's choice of music to be played at, during and following their own funeral, burial or cremation service.
These are the songs I've chosen as my "Groundtrack" for my funeral. #1. Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen), #2. Through the never (Metallica) and #3. The Rose (Bette Midler).
by Futureghst-MJC March 28, 2014
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