Frederick Yeo's definitions

White House

A place which, according to an orange man, was burned down by the Canadians in the War of 1812

“Didn’t you guys burn down the White House?”

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Cleavage

The age at which a woman cleaves, i. e. develops visible breasts. Despite often being considered a racial stereotype, scientists agree that the cleavage is in fact affected by ethnicity, ranging from early teens for those of African descent to sometimes up to the early twenties for those of East Asian descent.

Xiao Li is 19 and hasn’t reached her cleavage. She’s still flat as a chopping board.

by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

Panic! At the Disco

When someone enters the disco with an AR-15

There was Panic! At the Disco when the shooter stepped in

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Palpatine

A guy who somehow returned

“Somehow Palpatine returned” ~Poe

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

George W. Bush

A partially-literate Texan who somehow became President of the United States. He invaded a country for no reason and killed a million people. The economy of the United States collapsed under him. He was known for making frequent verbal gaffes.

“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” ~George W. Bush

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Cuticle

A cute testicle

What a cuticle

by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023

African American

People who live in Africa but came from America

Okonkwo: Where are you from, Richard?
Richard: how dare you? I may be African American, but I’m an African all the same!

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023