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Frederick Yeo's definitions

Bibi

A guy with Buddha ears who carpet bombs children
Bibi is the Prime Minister of Israel
by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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White House

A place which, according to an orange man, was burned down by the Canadians in the War of 1812
by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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Black

A colour which, if, theoretically, was an accurate description of a person’s skin, would prevent them from being easily seen at night.
by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023
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America

A vast collection of people inhabiting the middle lands of North America, who see themselves as superior to other nations despite the fact that more than half their teenage population cannot read the time off an analogue clock.

Their general stupidity and lack of productivity means that their society consists of a vast horde of imbeciles propped up by a small but often world-beating elite.

America is renowned for the circus that is its national politics, which is dominated by one party full of politicians who push nice, compassionate-sounding legislation that does nothing to solve national problems, and another full of partially-literate lunatics who believe the earth is 6000 years old. It has not had a President with fully functioning mental capabilities since 2016.
The only way you can get away with invading a country for no reason and killing a million people is by being America
by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023
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Tarcomed

A politician who talks as if he’s a narco who has been taking medication. Proposes morally bankrupt, opportunistic legislation that increases crime, destroys the budget and promotes deviant morality in schools in order to curry favour with delusional people who think they are “saving” their country. From “talk” + “narco” + “medication”; no relation to any political party.
The Tarcomeds are trying to raise the minimum wage to $25 an hour again
by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023
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Magnus Carlsen

An exotic drink made by mixing magnesium with a Carlsberg
by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023
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Wai Yu Geh

Wai Yu Geh has a proven record of getting 21 boys straight again.
by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023
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