Brownie

1. A chocolate-flavoured dessert.
2. (derogatory) a brown person
3. poop

I sell brownies. The dessert, not the people

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Frederick Yeo

Principal of Raffles Institution, Singapore, from 2018-2023. Nicknamed “Freddy”. Known for down-to-earth interactions with students and giving rousing speeches.

Frederick Yeo once tried reciting the Rafflesian Principle of Honour on stage in front of the whole school but forgot the lines, thoroughly embarrassing himself.

by Frederick Yeo November 12, 2023

Meaningful

Something definitions on Urban Dictionary most certainly are

How meaningful this example sentence is

by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

San Francisco

A lawless dystopia full of drug taking zombies living in tents on needle-littered streets. Setting up a shop here is impossible since it will be frequently robbed in broad daylight. If someone squats in your home, you are legally banned from evicting them, as doing so could be racist or even misogynistic.

The mayor of San Francisco, Libby McDem, does nothing to solve the city’s problems

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

Ignorance

George W. Bush

Ignorance can lead to a million people dying and an entire economy collapsing

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Plato

An Italian plate

Can you pass me that plato of spaghetti please

by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023

Caucasiate

To be an overbearing, arrogant person who conquers and subjugates half the world but begin to portray yourself as a compassionate social justice warrior once the inexorableness of your civilisational decline becomes apparent to you, in a bid to minimise the shame of being overtaken by those you once dominated. Traits associated with caucasiating individuals include a propensity for virtue-signalling and a lack of adherence to logical principles.

*playing CS:GO*
Mike: Ha I’m 12/4 you noob
Sam: …
12 rounds later

Mike: Shit I haven’t got a kill in 12 rounds and now I’m 12/16
Sam: Noob now I’m 17/4
Mike: Hey stop using hate speech
Sam: You really trying to caucasiate now?
Flaccid piece of shit

by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023