Nerd

nerds like to believe that, because they don't have any friends and prefer to spend their weekends sat infront of a computer screen 'socialising' on internet message boards with other like-minded losers, they are in fact 'unique non-conformists'

sadly, they're deluding themselves

see also: geek, outcast, loser
nerd: donnie darko rocks. I can totally relate to the main character, I'm just like him.
me: shut up bumfluff
by Fred October 15, 2006
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shedet

bisexual at times, mainly after the cock
of officers on the commandant's staff to get rank, extreme sluts of the institute. bree
females attending military institutes
by fred November 22, 2003
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jackass

"you Johnny!"
by fred August 25, 2006
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word

by fred May 13, 2005
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bollock service

a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.
Hiya babe - I need a bollocks service!
by fred May 04, 2003
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Beef Whistle

A term coined by Fred Bliss, a slan term for penis. The original word was used in context one day at Chandler's Tavern, a restaurant at the Yankee Candle Company.

The term was invented in the summer of 2000.
Actual excerpt from the conversation where it all started:

Larry said: "She was so pissed off!"
Fred said: "He's lucky she didn't kick him right in the beef whistle!"
by Fred October 25, 2004
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ClintEastwoodBradfield

A person who is a little on the stupid side.
Oh don't talk to her, she's such a ClintEastwoodBradfield.
by Fred September 25, 2003
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