Spread the Red

Spreading your buttcheeks to reveal your red puckering anus, ususally done when someone is least expecting it

I spread the red for Ryan and he started gagging like he was going to puke, but then he asked to see it again!

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

Train Whistle

The trifecta of sound created when a girl farts, burps, and queefs simultaneously

Ashley let out a Train Whistle so loud it stopped traffic.

by Frankie Puscher August 31, 2015

Regret Ring

The visible skin irritation that forms directly around the anus while feelings of regret build up due to the soreness felt from keeping a butt plug in too long

Do you think it would help to put some ointment on my Regret Ring?

by Frankie Puscher November 14, 2012

Fart on my hard on

An expression of shock or suprise similar to "shit on my dick"; Pootin' on a pecker

Brennon: I just found out I got AIDS

Ryan: Well fart on my hard on! that sucks for you!

by Frankie Puscher December 18, 2012

Limping Off

Reaching climax when fapping but never actually getting hard; Whacking off with a limp dick

It was a total suprise when I jizzed from limping off to scat porn!

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

Bloodless Day

A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass

I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!

by Frankie Puscher November 26, 2012

Red Misty

Farting when your hemorrhiods are bleeding which causes a red mist to spray from your anus

I farted in bed and stained the white sheets with my Red Misty

by Frankie Puscher November 12, 2012