Frankie Puscher's definitions

Promise Ring

Sticking your ring finger up someones ass while promising not to put it in any further than the 2nd knuckle

Ham took our relationship to the next level and gave me a promise ring today!

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

Bloodless Day

A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass

I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!

by Frankie Puscher November 26, 2012

Ovarian Cysterhood

A group of girlfriends that share a pair of magical panties that brings luck getting laid to the person wearing them

Heidi: "I dont think we should accept any other girls in to the Ovarian Cysterhood, it will screw up the rotation schedule we have for sharing these special panties"

Heather:"I agree, the more girls in our Cysterhood the more period stains we see in them"

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

Regret Ring

The visible skin irritation that forms directly around the anus while feelings of regret build up due to the soreness felt from keeping a butt plug in too long

Do you think it would help to put some ointment on my Regret Ring?

by Frankie Puscher November 14, 2012

Fart on my hard on

An expression of shock or suprise similar to "shit on my dick"; Pootin' on a pecker

Brennon: I just found out I got AIDS

Ryan: Well fart on my hard on! that sucks for you!

by Frankie Puscher December 18, 2012

Mayonesa

The white gooey substance that cums from your love dagger

Come over here and get some of this mayonesa!

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

Limping Off

Reaching climax when fapping but never actually getting hard; Whacking off with a limp dick

It was a total suprise when I jizzed from limping off to scat porn!

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012