Definitions by Frank Poncherello

Bumpkin 

Giving a homeless man a blowjob while he takes a shit. Similar to a blumpkin, but the receiver has to be panhandling while getting blown.

Trent stopped by the soup kitchen today and gave a few bumpkins to cheer the hobos up!

Bumpkin by Frank Poncherello February 27, 2023

Bukkakaroo 

When you're the star of an all-cowboy bukkake party & you shout "Yee Haw!" between gulps of semen.

Dejan is the most famous bukkakaroo from Serbia to Juarez.

Bukkakaroo by Frank Poncherello November 12, 2020

Fire-rhea 

Much hotter and more painful than standard diarrhea.

That spicy mexican food gave Rich a scorching case of FIRE-rhea!

Fire-rhea by Frank Poncherello April 12, 2009

Crapalanche 

When you are taken by a surprise case of unstoppable diarrhea. Much like a mudslide or an avalanche, but with poop.

Donald had to throw away his boxers, because ha had a CRAPalanche while drinking at the bar!

Crapalanche by Frank Poncherello April 12, 2009

Blit 

A single hemorrhoid that protrudes from an ass hole. Looks much like a clit, except its on a butt instead of a pussy. Otherwise known as a butt clit.

She was licking my blit just like it was a pussy!

Blit by Frank Poncherello April 12, 2009

Serbian Fish Hook 

The act of sneaking up on an unsuspecting victim, sticking your finger in their ass, and then up you own nose.

Gross! Dejan just gave himself another Serbian Fish Hook...

Serbian Fish Hook by Frank Poncherello April 7, 2009

Serbian Mustache 

The act of taking a shit across the face of someone who is passed out.

After a long night of drinking, Larry woke up with a Serbian Mustache!

Serbian Mustache by Frank Poncherello April 6, 2009