Frank Booth's definitions

bride slide

a song and a dance with specific steps written and sung by an Atlanta wedding dj named Ted. He developed this dance because he didn't have enough participation songs on his playlist. He needed one that even idiots could do.

Okay everybody. Gather round. Quiet please! Okay! Now, if I can have the bride up front and all bridesmaids to the left of her, I'm gonna show you the BRIDE SLIDE!

by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

harp

to speak (from boontling)

That boonter's harpin.

by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

askewniverse

The realm in which the flims "Clerks," "Mallrats," "Chasing Amy," "Dogma," and "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back," take place. These films were all directed by Kevin Smith and all include the characters Jay and Silent Bob, sometimes known as Bluntman and Cronic.

Dogma is my favorite movie in the askewniverse.

by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

Junior Mint

a brand of small chocolate-covered mint with a creamy peppermint center.

Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint-- it's delicious!
Jerry: That's true.
Kramer: It's very refreshing!

by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

zero

v. in a multi-player gaming environment, to cause another player's score to drop to zero, thus removing him from the game or the round.

Hey, Hitman! U wanna zero Flame?

by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

hater

in a multi-player gaming environment, one who is not playing to win, but rather, one who is playing to make a particular opponent lose, or playing simply to disrupt the game

"Why did you hit me? I wasn't even ahead, you hater."

by Frank Booth December 27, 2004

Becky Grin

A profound expression on one's face that resembles that of a shit eat'n grin. Usually remains permanent at all times regardless of the situation. Dates back to an ancient Albanian custom to intimidate their enemies and daughter-in-laws. Has recently become a trend throughout the civilized world and has replaced breast augmentations as the number one plastic surgery procedure.

As the blackjack dealer sucked the last remaining chip from my stack, all she did was stare at me with that Becky Grin.

by Frank Booth December 21, 2004