Flipjack flap's definitions

NAFO

A group of online virgin pedophiles who are pro-terrorist and ultra gay. These pedo virgins feed on Hot Pockets, Tide Pods, and photos of men in banana hammocks.

"I'm a member of NAFO, so I like kiddie stuff, gay butt sex, and stroking my micro noodle to things I hate, like the Conservative media."

by Flipjack flap November 26, 2023

NAFO

A group of pro-Ukrainian pedophiles that use their showcase their for beastiality by having the Doge dog as their mascot. These basement dwellers are liberals in nature and ultra gay.

“Man I wanna fuck that turtle and the kid. Wow, I’m super NAFO!”

by Flipjack flap December 1, 2023

RICO

An acronym that liberals post on their social media usernames to showcase that they are gay pedophiles.

“I’m a super gay Biden supporter that loves kids like Biden does. I put RICO in my username.”

by Flipjack flap September 28, 2023

PEZ Clank

The act of shoving a piece of PEZ candy in your dick hole and pee it out, thereby hearing an audible clank in the toilet.

“Dang, I thought I had kidney stones, but nah, I was just PEZ clanking.”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

Alabama Gun Hole

The act of inserting gun powder in your dick hole before nutting in a girls mouth.

“I thought he shot me, but it just turned out to be his ooey-gooey Alabama Gun Hole surprise.”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

Zorro Kiss

The art of tactfully swiping your dick across a woman’s face, in a “Z” pattern, while she’s wearing a mask.

“I was just getting coffee when a man gave me a surprise Zorro Kiss, leaving a visible trail of Precum in the shape of a Z.

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

Nonbinary-Splaining

When you’re not sure what the creature is, but their explaining something to you in a condescending tone while holding a Starbucks cup and plugged with a Wish buttplug.

“Did that fruitcake creature engage in Nonbinary-Splaining to me the art of fist fucking a cactus?”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021