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Definitions by Flipjack flap

An acronym for Numbing Another Fa***ts Orifices (NAFO). This acronym is used in users handles and online profiles to showcase that they are rampant Grindr users looking for hot man sausage.
“Hey guys, I put NAFO in my username and now I look like a Krispy Kreme doughnut straight off the conveyer belt. Im doused in man glaze, yum!”
NAFO by Flipjack flap March 4, 2024
A group of pro-Ukrainian pedophiles that use their showcase their for beastiality by having the Doge dog as their mascot. These basement dwellers are liberals in nature and ultra gay.
“Man I wanna fuck that turtle and the kid. Wow, I’m super NAFO!”
NAFO by Flipjack flap December 1, 2023
A group of online virgin pedophiles who are pro-terrorist and ultra gay. These pedo virgins feed on Hot Pockets, Tide Pods, and photos of men in banana hammocks.
"I'm a member of NAFO, so I like kiddie stuff, gay butt sex, and stroking my micro noodle to things I hate, like the Conservative media."
NAFO by Flipjack flap November 26, 2023
An acronym that liberals post on their social media usernames to showcase that they are gay pedophiles.
“I’m a super gay Biden supporter that loves kids like Biden does. I put RICO in my username.”
RICO by Flipjack flap September 28, 2023

Penis Headwrap 

The act of wrapping a fresh dookie around ones tip, covered by the foreskin, before penetrating another mans orifices.
“Dan and I already have a penis headwrap before tonight’s NetFlix and fucking session.”
Penis Headwrap by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

Nonbinary-Splaining 

When you’re not sure what the creature is, but their explaining something to you in a condescending tone while holding a Starbucks cup and plugged with a Wish buttplug.
“Did that fruitcake creature engage in Nonbinary-Splaining to me the art of fist fucking a cactus?”

Zorro Kiss 

The art of tactfully swiping your dick across a woman’s face, in a “Z” pattern, while she’s wearing a mask.
“I was just getting coffee when a man gave me a surprise Zorro Kiss, leaving a visible trail of Precum in the shape of a Z.
Zorro Kiss by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021