my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020

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Russian lawnmower

When you use a lawnmower to jack off but your pubic hairs get caught in it

Mexicans decided to tryout the Russian lawnmower and it worked out great

by Fireguy47 June 11, 2017

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Electdrugs

Drugs that will make you teleport and turn your body into weird shapes

Nathan looks like a deformed dorito when he does electdrugs

by Fireguy47 August 09, 2018

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geometrical sex

When you use the power of geometry to aim your cumshot at the right angle without it spray everywhere

I have practiced geometrical sex with my girlfriend and I enjoy life

by Fireguy47 August 30, 2018

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Thotty acid

A thot who is very sensitive, betraying, and a real hater

Hayden: What’s wrong with Jenna
Fireguy47: I think she became a thotty acid
Jenna: FIGHT ME!!!!!!!!!
Fireguy47: Sry that’s animal abuse
Random Mexican: oooh carne

by Fireguy47 September 30, 2017

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