dry cleaning

A paycheck you get in an envelope when it’s payday.

Squidward: ah the sweet smell of payday
*opens envelope*
Squidward: huh?
Mr. Krabs: oh sorry, that’s my dry cleaning

by Fireguy47 October 19, 2019

Clearing the area

When you use Reaper’s ultimate but you get no kills with it

Reaper: “clearing the area”
The whole team: “you got no one you dumb fuck”
*sad Reaper noises*

by Fireguy47 April 26, 2021

the ugly dumpling

A event where it starts raining shit

The ugly dumpling just happened in California recently and I'm happy I survived

by Fireguy47 June 11, 2017

daddy work

A guy who mows the lawn, works for really long shifts, drives kids to McDonald’s, and is good at repairing things

Son: hey my car broke cuz I’m fat as fuck can you fix my car?
Father: looks like I’m gonna have to do all the daddy work again

by Fireguy47 August 25, 2018

You won’t believe what just happened

When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.

Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*

by Fireguy47 April 27, 2021

Shove up down combo

When you shove up boost someone mid air and then shove down boost them into the ground

Max got so mad at Trenton for smashing his girlfriend so he gave him a shove up down combo and he learned his lesson

by Fireguy47 September 14, 2018

mommy work

A women who likes to clean the dishes, do the laundry, go shopping, and cook for kids

Son: hey I’m fat as fuck can you make me something to eat?
Mother: looks like I’m gonna have to do all the mommy work again

by Fireguy47 August 25, 2018