Mutual Aid

Basically a softer way of asking for money. Panhandling, usually done digitally and by people who aren’t actually impoverished.
“Hey! My rent is due tomorrow, but I don’t get paid until Friday. Would you be willing to contribute a little mutual aid? Drinks on me after I get paid!”
by FegelFatso October 02, 2023
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lazy bonesitius

A disability common amongst people who refuse to return their shopping cart to the cart corral.
How dare you accuse me of having Lazy Bonesitius!?!?”

-Person too lazy to return their shopping cart to the proper location.
by FegelFatso November 29, 2019
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Cheese

An official love language. You give me cheese, and I’ll marry you!
Did you hear about the guy who gifted his date a 12 kg wheel of cheese? Yeah, they married right afterwards!
by FegelFatso May 18, 2022
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Boeing 737 MAX

A flying death trap. The “crashiest” plane since the DC-10
Henry: Dude! I’m flying from LA to Hawaii on Southwest

Angie: How’s that possible? Doesn’t Southwest only use 737’s?

Henry: Yeah, but this is a Boeing 737 MAX! Longer Range!!!

Angie: Uh... um... Okaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy... have you finalized your Will yet? What flowers do you want at your funeral?
by FegelFatso March 14, 2019
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Happy Ending

When you get a free egg roll at the end of your massage.
Masseuse: You get free egg roll! Happy Ending
by FegelFatso June 10, 2018
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Congratulations

The way someone reclaims the #1 spot after a criminal organization (see T-Series) briefly takes said #1 spot.
It sounded like PewDiePie was saying Congratulations to T-Series... but in reality it was just the next shot in the war against corporate dominance.
by FegelFatso April 06, 2019
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PG&E

The single largest cause of wildfires in the state of California.

A soon to be defunct energy monopoly that doesn’t properly maintain its equipment, but then wants to pass on the cost of its liabilities to its customers.
News Anchor: “Another large wildfire broke out today, after an explosion from one of PG&E’s poorly maintained transformers.”

PG&E customer: “Dammit! There goes our utility bill!”
by FegelFatso January 14, 2019
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